Alexandra Cabot: [using a fake English accent] I used to travel the continent. Fancy a snog? Wyatt: Fancy a mint?
(6 votes)
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Melody: The walls are mushy!
(2 votes)
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Josie McCoy: It's cool if you like it, it's okay if you don't, but decide for yourselves.
(2 votes)
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Valerie: Okay, who thinks Fiona is a complete freak? Melody: Oh my God, I'm so glad you said that, because as soon as you said her name I got this sudden chill all up my spine. Valerie: [pause] Oh, sweetie, that's cos you're sitting on the O. Melody: [stands, looks round to see her seat was against the O of the word FIONA made out of ice] Oh!
(2 votes)
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Josie McCoy: If I could go back in time and change everything back, I would! Melody: That's really cool. If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy.
(2 votes)
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Alexander Cabot: Hey, I can't be everywhere at once! Melody: Oh, wouldn't it be cool if you could, though? I could be in here... and the living room! I could be in the bathroom and the living room!
(2 votes)
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[their thoughts] Josie McCoy: Look at them all staring at us. They think I shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking. Valerie: Look at them all staring at Josie. They think we shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking. Melody: [in song] If you're happy and you know it then you really ought to show it. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! [clap! clap!]
(2 votes)
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[Josie, Melody and Valerie listen to the song snippet they just recorded, now with subliminal messages] Melody: I want a Big Mac! Valerie: But, Mel, you're a vegetarian. Melody: I know, but suddenly I want one!
(2 votes)
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Alexandra Cabot: Unlike you bunch of whackjobs, I am perfect just the way I am. Agent Kelly: Holy shit! That girl has a skunk on her head! [Alexandra covers her hair] Agent Kelly: Oh, that's just your hair. Sorry, but that's messed up.
(2 votes)
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Alexandra Cabot: You guys know he's lying, right? Josie McCoy: You know your fly's open? Alexandra Cabot: Well... you know you suck?
(2 votes)
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Carson Daly: If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with rock music, we could totally date!
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Fiona: That's Mr. Moviefone. He does all our subliminal messages.
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Alexander Cabot: You know what? I still don't understand why you're here. Alexandra Cabot: I'm here because I was in the comic book. Alexander Cabot: What? Alexandra Cabot: Nothing.
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Josie McCoy: Puppies grow into dogs that get old and DIE!
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[to pilot] Wyatt: Put the Chevy to the levy.
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Josie McCoy: Oh my god. I'm a trend pimp!
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Josie McCoy: I'm nobody's pimp!
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Valerie: Do ya know? Does anyone have change for a tampon?
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Josie McCoy: What are you gonna do? Kill me with the guitar?
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Valerie: That's great. Even our manager wants to listen to another band.
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Alexander Cabot: Gatorade is the new Snapple.
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Alexandra Cabot: That's Mr. Moviefone! How'd you get him on your CD? [gasp] Alexandra Cabot: You slept with him!
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Lance: Du Jour means teamwork!
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Travis: Can you tell Marco to stop doing my face?
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Valerie: You messed with the wrong pussy!
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Wyatt: Lithping Litha? Is it really you? Fiona: White-Ass Wally?
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Fiona: How much do you weigh, Josie? Josie McCoy: Um... 118? Fiona: Ha! 115! I'm three pounds lighter then you! It's okay, though. It works for you.
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Laughing Girl: Look! Skanky had a rock show, and nobody came. Josie McCoy: Did you all coordinate before you left the house, or are you just wearing the same thing by accident? Laughing Girl: At least we're not wearing stupid bunny ears. Melody: They're not bunny, they're leopard. And they're not stupid, they're special. We're special. Laughing Girl: Yeah... special ed.
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FBI Agent Kelly: They'll never see it coming. Fiona: [under her breath] And neither will you. FBI Agent Kelly: What? Fiona: [after long pause] Huh? What? FBI Agent Kelly: I said, "They'll never see it coming," and you said, "And neither will you." Fiona: [dumbly] I did? FBI Agent Kelly: We all heard you. Fiona: Oh... what I meant was: "And neither will you guys," the teenagers. FBI Agent Kelly: Oh, okay. Fiona: [under her breath] That was close. FBI Agent Kelly: What? Fiona: Um... what I meant to say was: "That was close to being a special moment between the two of us."
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Josie McCoy: Jerkin! Tretorns are the new Adidas!
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Marco: Maybe if you showed Dr. Zaius the proper respect, Dr. Zaius would stop showing you the POO!
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Melody: That's so romantic! Josie McCoy: Yeah... in a creepy, ironic sorta way!
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Melody: Carson says he's gonna kill me!
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Josie McCoy: Valerie! Where's Val? Alexander Cabot: Whoa... return of Miss Bossy! Josie McCoy: What? Where's Mel and Val? Alexander Cabot: They're gone! Like the Jackson Five, like A Flock of Seagulls! Caw! This is good. Wanna try some? Alexandra Cabot: We heard what you said, Bitchy McBitch. Wish I had said it.
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Les: Du Jour means seat belts. Du Jour means crash positions!
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Fiona: Oh I am starved! [eats one potato chip] Fiona: I'm such a pig!
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Fiona: You can kiss my cellulite-free ass for all I've done for you!
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Wyatt: Sold to the young man with no future.
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Alexander Cabot: [after listening to a subliminal message] I want a vintage tee... and Heath Ledger.
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