Other Titles • Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me • Austin Powers 2 (1999) • Austin Powers 2: It's Shagging Time (1998) • Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) • It's Shagging Time (1998) • The Return of Dr. Evil (1998)
Quotes from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
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"I'm bigger than you are, I'm higher up in the food chain... Get in my belly!" (Fat Bastard)
(26 votes)
2
Austin: Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.
(22 votes)
3
Scott: If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something? Dr. Evil: How about, no, Scott? Okay?
(21 votes)
4
Ivana: When did you get "The Clapper"? Austin: November, 1964, Dutch East Indies, shore leave.
(22 votes)
5
[Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. Colonel: What is it, son? Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant... Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard. Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge... Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker. Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where? Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's... Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with... Baseball Umpire: Two balls. [looking up from game] Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous... Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention. Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying... Musician: Willie. Willie: Yeah? Musician: What's that? Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge... Colonel: Johnson. Radar Operator: Yes, sir? Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
(20 votes)
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Austin: So, Basil, if I travel back to 1969 and I was frozen in 1967, presumeably, I could go back and look at my frozen self. But, if I'm still frozen in 1967, how could I have been unthawed in the '90s and traveled back to the '60s? [goes cross-eyed] Austin: Oh, no, I've gone cross-eyed. Basil: I suggest you don't worry about those things and just enjoy yourself. [to camera] Basil: That goes for you all, too. Austin: Yes.
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Austin: Yes, Yes, Yes! NO NO!
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Dr. Evil: As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen? Scott: Because you never kill him when you get the chance, and you're a dope?
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Dr. Evil: The moon unit will be divided into two divisions: Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa.
10
Austin: How could you sleep with Fat Bastard? Felicity Shagwell: I was just doing my duty, Austin. I had to. Austin: No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? He's so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.
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Scott: [both are the Jerry Springer show] How could you do this to me? On national television! Dr. Evil: Because you're not quite evil enough. [audience boos] Dr. Evil: Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.
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Austin: Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants baby? Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink.
13
[Driving on a supposedly English road, clearly *not* filmed on location] Mike Myers: You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.
14
Robin Swallows: Tell me, Mr. Powers. Do you swing? Austin: Are you kidding, baby? I put the "grrrr" in swinger, baby! Yeah!
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Felicity Shagwell: Austin Powers, I presume. Austin: Powers by name, powers by reputation. Felicity Shagwell: Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, shag-very-well by reputation. Austin: Oh, be-have. Felicity Shagwell: Not if I can help it.
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Dr. Evil: As the French say, that certain "I don't know what".
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Ivana: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia? Austin: I can guess, baby. Ivana: We play chess. Austin: I guessed wrong.
18
Jerry Springer: You know, what have we learned here today? Perhaps it's that no one can take your mojo. You can look around all you want, but what you're really trying to find is on the inside. Take care of yourself, and each other.
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Austin: Paging Dr. Freud.
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[last lines] Mustafa: Hello up there. Is the movie over? I'm still down here... and I'm still in quite a lot of pain. Maybe someone in the lobby could call an ambulance. Oh, the pain is really quite severe. I... I've fashioned a makeshift splint. Here goes nothing. Aaaa...
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