Other Titles • It Takes Two • Me and My Shadow (1995)
Quotes from It Takes Two (1995)
1
Diane Barrows: That can't eat, can't sleep, reach for the stars over the fence, world series kind of love.
(54 votes)
2
Amanda Lemmon: All this money and these people eat slugs?
(16 votes)
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Clarice Kensington: This is all YOUR FAULT! [raises her hand to Amanda] Vincenzo: [grabs her hand] Lady, if you touch that child, I'll bop you one so help me god. Clarice Kensington: [walks off and bumps into Alyssa] Oh my god! There's two of them! At least I'll get to hit one of you. [raises her hand to Alyssa] Diane Barrows: HEY! Back off Barbie! And by the way, you got a little something right here on your teeth. Clarice Kensington: [Turns towards guests] I've never been so humiliated in my life! Alyssa Calloway: Wanna Bet? [steps on wedding train, and it rips off] Clarice Kensington: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [runs out of church screaming]
(9 votes)
4
Diane Barrows: Besides, you don't want to be an orphan forever. Amanda Lemmon: So adopt me why don't you? Diane Barrows: They won't let me adopt you on my salary, besides, you deserve a mother and a father. Amanda Lemmon: So, get a husband. Diane Barrows: It's not like buying a car you know. Amanda Lemmon: I know. It's got to be that can't eat, can't sleep, reach for the stars, over the fence world series kind of thing, right? Diane Barrows: Hey, a girl's got to have her standards.
(7 votes)
5
Roger Callaway: I don't know what's more bruised. My butt or my ego
(8 votes)
6
Diane Barrows: You go on in, and I'll wait right here. Alyssa Calloway: DIANE BURROWS! YOU GET YOUR BUTT UP HERE THIS INSTANT! Diane Barrows: Okay, Okay.
(4 votes)
7
Clarice Kensington: Where the hell is everybody? Vincenzo!
(2 votes)
8
Diane Barrows: Sorry to ruin your wedding. I just didn't want the wrong girl going down the aisle. I mean the wrong flower girl. Roger Callaway: I think you had it right the first time.
(2 votes)
9
Roger Callaway: Vincenzo, did you ever hit a home run? Vincenzo: Not lately. Roger Callaway: You know the feeling when it's the bottom of the ninth, the bases are loaded, and you know the next one's coming right down the middle... and then... you just connect... and for an instant, you know that it's going over the fence and out of the park... and further than you could ever imagine? Vincenzo: Yeah, that's a great feeling. Roger Callaway: Yeah. [pauses, closes wedding ring box] Roger Callaway: Clarisse hates baseball.
(2 votes)
10
Amanda Lemmon: Yeah right, and Santa Claus lives with the tooth fairy in Queens.
(4 votes)
11
Diane Barrows: Guys like him like girls with food names like Cookie or Muffin or Candy, not girls like me.
(3 votes)
12
Amanda Lemmon: This orphan stuff is like growing up in a pound. Everybody wants a puppy.
(2 votes)
13
Amanda Lemmon: I know, I know. Everyone wants babies. Not kids like me.
(2 votes)
14
Clarice Kensington: A rough day is a broken nail, what I'm having is a TRAIN WRECK!
(2 votes)
15
Roger Callaway: I made my money the old fashion way - pure dumb luck.
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Alyssa Calloway: How was the party? Amanda Lemmon: Well, the good news is that Clarice is gone. Alyssa Calloway: You did it! Amanda Lemmon: The bad news is that she'll be back in a week. Alyssa Calloway: You didn't!
17
Diane Barrows: I can't believe you talked me into this Alyssa Calloway: You're too tense. Relax Diane Barrows: Oh, I've got a thousand pounds of wild animal under my butt and she says relax!
(3 votes)
18
Diane Barrows: You should really put iodine on your butt... cut
(2 votes)
19
Diane Barrows: You two planned all this. Amanda Lemmon, Alyssa Calloway: [together] Yup. Roger Callaway: What do you have to say for yourselves? Amanda Lemmon, Alyssa Calloway: [together] So kiss already!
20
Diane Barrows: [bangs loudly on Butkises' door] Hello! Hello! Butkis' Neighbor: You looking for a Butkis? Diane Barrows: What? Butkis' Neighbor: You looking for a Butkis? Diane Barrows: Yes! Yes, I am.
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