Other Titles • Interstate 60 (2002) • I-60 • Interstate 60: Episodes of the Road
Quotes from Interstate 60 (2002)
1
Bob Cody: Say what you mean, mean what you say. You know that if everybody follow that rule, there'd be a lot less trouble. Now, we still have a contract Mr. Oliver. I sure hope you're not thinking about breaking that contract. Neal Oliver: Thinking about it? Yes. Doing it? No, Sir. Bob Cody: [laughs] That's a very honest response. That's a breath of fresh air.
(22 votes)
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Lynn Linden: What? Something wrong with the way I fucking talk? Neal Oliver: No, no, no no no... I mean yes. Yes, you make Mike Tyson sound like an Oxford graduate.
(20 votes)
3
Neal Oliver: [voice over] As I said, it all started on my 22nd birthday, specifically here on my traditional birthday lunch. As always my father had picked the restaurant. Attending were the usual suspects: Sally, who my parents actually liked, maybe even more than I did; my dad, Daniel, attorney-at-law; my mom, Marlene, the attorney's wife; and my sister and best-friend, Nancy, put on earth by the Grace of God to keep me from going insane.
(20 votes)
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Neal Oliver: Okay, so if everyone, who lives here, is a lawyer, how do you live? I mean, who runs the grocery store. Who does your dry-cleaning? Who fixes the shitter when it breaks? Valerie McCabe: Well, we all moonlight on the law-related jobs. You know, police, bailiffs, court reporters. But those other, trivial things you mentioned? They're done by people like you, awaiting trial. It's the only way they can afford their legal fees.
(20 votes)
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Valerie McCabe: Fred, Mr. Oliver is a potential fugitive. Lock him up. Neal Oliver: Lock me up? Valerie McCabe: Of course. We lawyers have to protect our livelihood. Neal Oliver: Wait; you can't do this to me. I have rights. Valerie McCabe: I know you do, Sweetie. I'm here to protect them.
(20 votes)
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Neal Oliver: I love this highway.
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Neal Oliver: [pointing at a painting on a wall] Oh, and Dad, that thing? It's crap. You've got ripped off. [pause] Neal Oliver: And it's upside down.
8
[explaining the nature of his wish granting to Neal] O.W. Grant: Now one young couple wished to be married and live happily ever after. So I blew up their car at the church on the way to the honeymoon. Another guy he wanted great, perfect sex everyday with his choice of gorgeous women - no pregnancies. So everyday he gets a FedEx delivery of a skin magazine and a box of tissues.
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O.W. Grant: [after a truck runs over Baker's cell phone and Grant's bike] Oh they say everything happens for a reason... Me? I guess I just needed a new bike.
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O.W. Grant: [after Baker gets hit by a truck] Some people just don't know what to wish for. Ugch [rolls his eyes]
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O.W. Grant: Don't take it personal kid. I fuck with everybody.
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O.W. Grant: As I say, messing with people's heads can be a lot of fun. You should try it.
13
Neal Oliver: So what are you? An angel or a god? O.W. Grant: No, no, I'm just a guy that likes to mess with people's heads.
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[first lines] Neal Oliver: [voiceover] Given an infinite universe and infinite time, all things will happen. That means that every event is inevitable, including those that are impossible. And it's as good an explanation for all of this as anything else. Now, a lot of stories start in bars, so that's where we're going to start this one. Not because I was there - I wasn't. But because it's a damn good introduction to a very unique... fellow.
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O.W. Grant: Every event is inevitable - if it wasn't, it wouldn't happen.
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[last lines] O.W. Grant: Say - you have a birthday coming up, don't you? Nancy: How'd you know that? O.W. Grant: Don't forget to make a wish.
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