Al: I'm proud of you Joe. Joe MacGonaughgill: Why? Al: You finally figured out the girl in your heart isn't the girl in your dreams. Some people don't figure it out all their lives.
(39 votes)
2
"Joe, would you drink my spit?"--Lucy Ackerman (Sarah Jessica Parker) to Joe (Eric Schaeffer)
(33 votes)
3
Lucy Ackerman: I'd like to get her in therapy, fuck her up real good.
(32 votes)
4
Lucy Ackerman: You know, I sort of like this dating thing, I'm sort of getting the things here. What I do is, sit back and watch as these strange men try to impress you in weird and stupid ways and then... and then you pick the least disgusting one, I guess.
(33 votes)
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