Areola Canastra: Bonjour, Mousier Corben. Michael Corben: Uh, Boner. I mean Suior.
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Michael Corben: I'll nail your ass to the wall. Augustus Steranko: That sounds very painful.
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Michael Corben: I am not afraid to die. I am not afraid to die. Who am I kidding?
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Michael Corben: Hmm, looks like he stepped out.
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Michael Corben: I knew I should have taken Spanish.
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[When Michael is fighting the guy with the metal hand] Michael Corben: Hey, your dick's on fire!... Made ya look! [the guy reveals a sharp metal hand] Michael Corben: Shit.
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Melissa Tyler: Oh my god, we're all gonna die! Kent: No, we're not! Corbin's here! Melissa Tyler: That's what I meant!
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Mrs Grober: THE BAR'S CLOSED!
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Michael Corben: Mrs. Grober, there's no time to explain. But from now on, you are The French Teacher
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Michael Corben: Remember the gum that goes squirt? Well this is the gum that goes boom...
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[On the phone] Mrs. Corben: Hello, Michael, it's mother. Agent Corben: Hello Mother. Mrs. Corben: Listen, honey, I forgot to tell you, pick up an extra bottle of Chanel when you go shopping, grandma will want one too. Agent Corben: Chanel? Shopping? Grandma? Mrs. Corben: That's right. Michael you sound tired, try to get some sleep on the plane. Agent Corben: Ok? Mrs. Corben: Bye sweetheart, we miss you sweetie. [Makes kissing noises into the phone]
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Michael Corbin: [while trying to get a guard to step on the exploding gum's trigger] C'mon, asshole, step on it! Double your pleasure, double your fun!
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Michael Corben: What'd I miss? Kent: Eh, some crap about our future.
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