Amanda: Why don't you have a badge? Jim: Because I'm undercover! Amanda: Well Hey! You know what? I'm undercover too! Did you want to see my badge? Oopsie! I don't have one!
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Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot: (Referring to Amanda's weak-kneed collapse after seeing him) Maybe you should have those checked.
"Sorry I scared you, but it's just me, not some psycho killer"--Jim (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) to Amanda (Monica Potter).
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Candi: If they get married, I'll do the shower. Jade: I'll do the pictures. Roxana: I do groomsmen.
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Amanda: I searched his apartment and i know him... intimately. Roxana: Honey, you left the blinds open. We all know him intimatley.
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Lisa: Look busy. Amanda: I am busy. Lisa: Well, help me look busy.
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Candi: Don't envy us. We're struggling.
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Amanda: I've got the runs. I mean, I've got to run. (walks away) Oh my God. I've got the runs?
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Amanda: He's got some fatal flaw. Candi: How do you know that? Amanda: I'm attracted to him.
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Roxana: And remember, turn on the headlights.
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Jade: Not one step further. This place is filthy.
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Jade: I'm getting hives just from being around these ugly people.
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Amanda: Why are you talking your therapist about me? Jade: She says I talk too much about myself.
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Roxana: Hey Amanda? If you find a 20 dollar bill on the floor of someone else's apartment is it the same as if you find it in the street? Amanda: No. Roxana: Then I haven't found anything.
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Jade: Lemme just say, if he hadn't washed his hands this investigation would be over right here.
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Roxana: [underneath Holly] Oh. You borrowed my panties again.
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Candi: No props in charades! No props and no clothes! Uncle Pete's rules. Roxana: Ew! Jade: No more stories from the dark farm, OK Candi?
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Holly: We have a lot of people interested, so what is it that you do? Amanda: Oh, I work... Holly: You work? I like you! Did I mention you're in the lead for the apartment?
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Roxana: Isn't that the new CK girl? Jade: Uh-huh. She's cute. Holly: You know, I heard they gave here eleven million dollars. Amanda: She looks fourteen, though. Holly: Hello? Holly, Jade, Roxana: She's twelve.
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Holly: How much room do you need to sleep? But shoes, they need their space.
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[pissed off at how she looks] Amanda: I look like STEVIE NICKS!
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Amanda: It looks like a closet. Holly: Silly, closets don't have windows.
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