Gerry: Fuck the thing! Gerry: Power run to the thing! Gerry: No, fuck the thing. It's probably just some thing at the end of the trail.
(56 votes)
2
Gerry: And then we Gerried off to the animal tracks. We went up the wrong fuckin' mountain. Okay?
(55 votes)
3
[Gerry and Gerry are lying on the ground] Gerry: How do you think the hike's going so far? Gerry: Pretty good.
(51 votes)
4
Gerry: But we didn't see anything that looked the same and we could have just Gerried off in all these different directions. Gerry: Yeah but we could have bailed early, you know, we could have just bai... we ma... we... I mean, there were so many just different Gerries along the way
(51 votes)
5
Gerry: So we were going east, all right, which is a total Gerry
(47 votes)
6
Gerry: And our mountain scout-about was east, so we totally Gerried the scout-about
7
Gerry: What are you doing on that rock? Gerry: Looking for you. Gerry: Why didn't you just go to the spot? Gerry: I did. You weren't there. Gerry: I've been there. I was just sitting there. Gerry: Dude, that's not the spot. The spot is like a half of a mile that way. I was at the spot. I was waiting for you forever. I was yelling your name. And I just came walking up here, and I saw this rock. I crow's-nested up here to scout-about the ravine 'cause I thought maybe you gerried the rendezvous. Sure enough, that's not the spot. Gerry: All right, my fault.
8
Gerry: Come on, dude, let's go. Gerry: I can't. Gerry: Why not? Gerry: Fucking marooned. Gerry: Come on. You're not rock-marooned. Just climb down. Gerry: But I am rock-marooned. I can't climb down. I'm gonna have to jump.
9
Gerry: Why don't you make me a dirt-mattress? Gerry: No, Gerry. Gerry: Come on, dude. I crow's-nested all the way up here to scout-about the ravine 'cause you gerried the rendezvous. Gerry: Well, I gotta haul the dirt. Gerry: Well, get haulin'. Gerry: I can haul it from over here. Gerry: Shirt basket? Gerry: Shirt basket.
10
Gerry: I thought maybe you'd succumbed. Gerry: I almost did succumb, but then I turbaned up, and I feel a lot better.
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