[referring to Frank's accent] Yob: What planet are you from, man? Franck Eggelhoffer: The planet of not wanting to die by a drive by shooting! [speeds off]
(17 votes)
2
"I wasn't ready to be a grandfather. What's so grand about it, anyway?" -- George Banks (STEVE MARTIN)
(15 votes)
3
"The kid's gonna love spending his adolescence in a retirement home. He certainly won't have to worry about us hearing him come in late... because we won't be able to hear." -- George Banks (STEVE MARTIN)
(15 votes)
4
George Banks: We could sell this house in a second. It's the Leave It to Beaver house that everybody wants.
(15 votes)
5
Nina Banks: Just because we're older doesn't mean we're old. This is the 90s.
(15 votes)
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George Banks: Now, going to the movies, that'll be economical: one child, two seniors, thanks.
7
Matty Banks: I'm, 4-foot 6, I don't shave, I don't have a job, and I'm gonna be an uncle. Is there something weird about that? George Banks: Finally, someone who thinks like I do. Nina Banks: Oh, yeah, a 12 year old.
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George Banks: What are we, the Schmaltz family?
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Matty Banks: How would you like to go through life with the name Cooper Banks-Mackenzie? The kid's gonna sound like a law firm.
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George Banks: Mr Habeeb, this is not a piece of land. This is my home and I'm gonna be a father again and I don't want to bring my baby home to a condo on the beach! I wanna drive down that street and I wanna pull into this driveway and I wanna honk my horn...
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George Banks: Mr Habeeb, please, You see this pathway? I laid these bricks with my own two hands, I planted this grass, I built this fence, I BROKE THAT WINDOW WITH A FRISBEE, I painted these shutters. Don't bulldoze my memories man sell me back my home. Mr Habeeb: For how much?
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Franck Eggelhoffer: Father of the bride and a baby? GET OUT OF TOWN.
13
Mr Habeeb: Begin to commence!
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George Banks: What am I supposed to do? Sleep standing up?
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George Banks: [talking about his baby's name] Franck Banks - has sort of a continental ring to it.
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