Philip: You are the most irresponsible person I have ever met. Gardner: Well, somebody had to be.
(17 votes)
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Gardner: We're innocent critters squashed on the highway of life!
(16 votes)
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Philip: Texas is really ugly, you know. I mean, what could anyone possibly like about this state? Dorman: I like the way it's shaped.
(17 votes)
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Gardner: There's nothing wrong with going nowhere, son. It's a privilege of youth.
(16 votes)
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Philip: Where's your car? Gardner: You're drinkin' it!
(15 votes)
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Gardner: Here's to us and the privileges of youth!
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Phillip: Well, we're not youths anymore, Peter Pan!
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Gardner: She looks fast Truman. Truman Sparks: Yeah, it's the stripes!
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Judy: Then she had her utopian tubes removed. Gardner: "No That's fallopian darlin'. Judy: Fallopian? Them's books of the bible silly...first and second fallopians!
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Phillip: They're airheads Gardener. Bimbos. Little girls with little brains. Gardner: "well we're not trying to expand their MINDS Phillip so don't get picky on me.
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