Dave: Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been? Dave: God, you sound like my mom. Dave: God, you can't do that to me. [looking more closely at Link] Dave: What's on his nose? Stoney: Just chill, Dave, 'cause you know why? Link and I had a stoney time at the mountain. Dave: You took him to Mega Mountain, are you crazy? Stoney: Yeah, 'cause they're ridin' the vapor in reverse. Dave: They are? Stoney: Uh, huh! Dave: Oh, cool! Link: Check out the fresh nugs, weasin' the juice... Stoney, Link: [howling together] Oooooooowwwwww! Buddy!
(10 votes)
2
Stoney: Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She's not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she's really not. Dave: What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She's become a major babe, and she loves me. Stoney: She finds you crusty, Dave. Dave: I'll convince her! She'll see the truth. Stoney: The truth is bro, life's about greasin' the do back, buddy, and weasin' on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, all right? It was kinda like a harsh ride... ahhh, ahhh, owwww, owwww! We're going on to bigger and better things, buddy! Dave: Stoney, I am on to bigger and better things!
(3 votes)
3
Stoney: Look, Dave, you're gonna have to just mellow out, bro, on this whole Robyn thing, she always shines you. Dave: You don't understand, we have history. Stoney: Hey, you had history, pre-freshman history, could've had her back then, man. Dave: She hadn't hit babehood yet!
(3 votes)
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