Other Titles • Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000) • BW2 • BWP2 • Blair Redux • Blair Witch 2 • Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows • Book of Shadows: Blair Witch Project 2
Quotes from Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
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"Perception is reality." Tristan (Tristan Skylar) to Stephen (Stephen Barker Turner).
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"Get out of the woods and go home. There is no goddman Blair Witch." Sheriff Craven (Lanny Flaherty) to tourists.
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"You don't understand. Something happened in the woods. Something evil." Kim (Kim Director) to police officer.
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"People think because I dress in black I'm some murderer or something." Kim (Kim Director) to Erica (Erica Leerhsen).
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"Violent art has inspired real life violence." Newscaster.
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Jeff: The gene pool is a little shallow here. Dive in and you'll crack your skull open.
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Stephen: How many Heather Donahue's does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one!
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Stephen: How many Heather Donahues does it take to screw in a light bulb? Jeff: How many? Stephen: [imitating Heather's loud screaming from the first Blair Witch movie] Just one! Just one of them!
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Erica: [Erica finds a cache of video cameras at Jeff's house] I thought all your cameras got trashed. Jeff: Yeah, well, you can never have too many. Stephen: Uh, Jeff, I think we've had enough videotaping for one weekend. Erica: Yeah, dude. Tour's over. Jeff: Well, maybe the tour's just begun, Erica, because you're walking into the official Blair store. Come on in, everybody. This is where it all begins. This is the epicenter of the Blair Witch Hunt website. Uh, let's see now... I got my sticks. You can touch these, they're for the stick men. Don't touch those, those are drying. What else? Tristen: Jeff, did you collect these all in the Black Hills? Jeff: Yeah, every single twig. Over here, we've got a rock formation. Oh, my God, who made that? Oh, I did earlier. Over here, we've got Parr ruins foundation dirt. That's a big item. I sell that. T-shirts, and sweatshirts and hats. [hands Tristen a hat] Jeff: Here, Tristen, that's for you. Gratis. Tristen: I feel better.
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Stephen: There was a Safeway a while back... Jeff: That was in Burkittsville. I never shop in Burkittsville. I don't even piss there.
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Jeff: We're all virgins on this tour bus!
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Erica: May I have permission to take this leaf? Thank you!
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Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, that there is a naked woman!
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Erica: We brought something back with us...
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Kim: Look, either you ring this stuff up or I call your manager. Girl: I am the manager! Kim: Really, Well PEGGY! Could you tell the bitch, at the front register to do her goddamn job!
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Kim: I'm trying to find the energy... Tristen: Of the grave? Kim: To stand up. I'm exhausted, I've been on the road for two days straight.
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Kim: They never should've let you out. You're a long way from sane.
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Jeff: You know, there's a lot of nay Sayers who come and say nay.
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Redneck: Hey Elvira, I've got something you can suck the blood outta. Kim: Oh yeah? Whip it out.
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Jeff: If you don't believe in the Blair Witch, then why the hell did you come along? Kim: I thought the movie was cool.
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Stephen: Seize the witch, man!
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