Other Titles • The Dirty Dozen (1967) • Das Dreckige Dutzend (1967)
Quotes from The Dirty Dozen (1967)
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Samson Posey: I reckon the folks'd be a sight happier if I died like a soldier. Can't say I would.
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Major John Reisman: You've seen a general inspecting troops before haven't you? Just walk slow, act dumb and look stupid!
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[Kinder has just finished a psychiatric evaluation of Reisman's troops] Major John Reisman: So what does that give you? Capt. Stuart Kinder: Doesn't give me anything. But along with these other results, it gives YOU just about the most twisted, anti-social bunch of psychopathic deformities I have ever run into! And the worst, the most dangerous of the bunch, is Maggott. You've got one religious maniac, one malignant dwarf, two near-idiots... and the rest I don't even wanna think about! Major John Reisman: Well, I can't think of a better way to fight a war.
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Pinkley: [impersonating a General] Where are you from, son? Soldier: Madison City, Missouri, sir! Pinkley: Never heard of it.
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Joseph T. Wladislaw: Killin' generals could get to be a habit with me.
6
Victor R. Franko: Hey! What's the matter with you? You think I'm going to die? Ha! If you think that then you don't know Victor Franko.
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Major John Reisman: How come you speak German? Joseph T. Wladislaw: My old man came from Silesia. He didn't speak German, he didn't dig coal. p He didn't dig coal, he didn't eat.
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Major John Reisman: What do you think, Sergeant? Sergeant Clyde Bowren: I think you'll do just fine, sir. Major John Reisman: [emphatically] I said what do you think? Sergeant Clyde Bowren: I think the first chance one of those lovers gets, he's going to shoot the Major right in the head... sir.
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Major John Reisman: Any questions? Maggot: Suh? Do we have to eat with niggahs? [Jefferson jumps Maggot] Sergeant Clyde Bowren: [as Reisman exits the room] : What's going on, sir? Major John Reisman: Oh, the gentleman from the South had a question about the dining arrangements. He and his comrades are discussing place settings now.
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Major John Reisman: Boy, do I love that Franko.
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Major John Reisman: Which one of you guys wants to be a general? [to Pinkley] Major John Reisman: Pinkley? Pinkley: What kind of general, sir? Major John Reisman: Just a plain, ordinary, every day, home-lovin' American general. Pinkley: I'd rather be a civilian, sir.
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Major John Reisman: I never went in for embroidery, just results
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Pinkley: [impersonating a general] Very pretty, General. Very pretty. But, can they fight?
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Major John Reisman: Major Reisman [briefing the dozen] Major John Reisman: Shoot any officers you see in there. Victor R. Franko: Who ? Ours or theirs ?
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