Other Titles • Death Race 2000 • Frankensteins Todesrennen (1975) • Herrscher der Strasse (1975)
Quotes from Death Race 2000 (1975)
1
Junior: [swearing] Chrysler!
(43 votes)
2
Joe: You know Myra, some people might think you're cute. But me, I think you're one very large baked potato.
(40 votes)
3
Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: Save it for the French.
(47 votes)
4
Grace Pander: She was a great, dear friend of mine and I shall remember her forever howling down that freeway in the sky, knocking over... the angels.
(40 votes)
5
Calamity Jane: Hi ya Herman. I hope your buzz-bomb has a little more juice in its nuclear war head this year. [Herman glances down at his crotch, embarrased]
(41 votes)
6
Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: I got two words to say to that... BULL- SHIT!
(4 votes)
7
Frankenstein: You want to make love to me because I drive the Monster and wear this costume.
(4 votes)
8
Matilda the Hun: Whoever named your car the Bull... was only half right!
(2 votes)
9
Matilda the Hun: Well, what does she expect? You leave your navigator lying around, naturally somebody is going to run over him.
(2 votes)
10
Cleopatra: It isn't my fault everyone scored before us. You should have gone after that boy scout camp like I told you! Nero the Hero: I tried the goddamn boy scout camp. You know how fast those boy scouts move? Cleopatra: Now here's something more your speed. Nero the Hero: That'll be at least 200 points! Cleopatra: If they scatter, go for the baby and the mother.
(2 votes)
11
Junior: Here he comes: Machine Gun Joe! Loved by thousands, hated by millions!
(2 votes)
12
Junior: Well America, there you have it, Frankenstein has just been attacked by the French Air Force and he's whipped their derrieres!
(2 votes)
13
Ray "Nero the Hero" Ladagon: You're blocking me Cleopatra! My fans want to see me. Cleopatra: Why, they've never seen a has-been before?
(2 votes)
14
Mr. President: I have made the United Provinces of America the greatest power in the known universe.
(2 votes)
15
Harold: As the cars roar into Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty, it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets, which may make scoring particularly difficult, even with this year's rule changes. To recap those revisions: women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points.
16
Junior: Frankenstein! Frankenstein the legend, Frankenstein the indestructible! Sole survivor of the titanic pile-up of '95, only two-time winner of the Transcontinental Road Race... Frankenstein! Ripped up, wiped out, battered, shattered, creamed, and reamed... a dancer on the brink of death... Frankenstein, who lost a leg in '98, an arm in '99! With half a face and half a chest, and all the guts in the world, he's back!
17
[After Frankenstein runs over a doctor during "Euthanasia Day"] Harold: Which only goes to show that even the fearsome Frankenstein has a one hundred percent red-blooded American sense of humor.
18
Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: You know, it used to be in the old days we would just take someone like you in a alley and blow their brains out. Annie Paine: Come on Joe, all's fair in love and war. Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: I'm glad you said that Annie, because what we got going here ain't exactly love. [Begins to strangle her]
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