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Quotes from The Dead Pool (1988)
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[Talking to Swan about being on the list] Harry Callahan: Maybe I'll start my own dead pool... and put you on it.
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Peter Swan: Look, I'm at a funeral here, all right? Harry Callahan: We came here to ask you about this dead pool thing. Peter Swan: So that's what this is all about? Harry Callahan: I don't like your game. In fact I don't like it at all. Peter Swan: Look, the dead pool is a very harmless game. We just pick whose going to die, because they are either old, have medical problems, are a drug addict, and etc. Harry Callahan: Maybe I should form my own dead pool, and put your name on it.
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Lt. Ackerman: $13,453.63. That's the third car you smashed up this month. Harry Callahan: Not my fault. Send Janero the bill. He was the one that smashed it up.
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Johnny's Fiancée: [arriving on scene crying] Johnny! Johnny! [realizing he's dead] Johnny's Fiancée: No. Press People: You gotta get back. Johnny's Fiancée: [crying] No! Let me go! Samantha Walker: Miss, I need to ask you some questions. Johnny's Fiancée: Leave me alone! [they don't] Johnny's Fiancée: No! Get that camera off of me. Harry Callahan: [sees this and butts in] Ok, let's turn that camera off. Samantha Walker: Hey! What do think you are doing? Harry Callahan: [grabs the camera and holds it up high] Press People: Oh! Yo! Hey! Oooh! [they try to get the camera] Harry Callahan: [throws it like a football! It goes trundling through the air and then crashes by some steps. The lens breaks] Samantha Walker: Smart.
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Harry Callahan: [after partner karated a crook] Well, personally I think teaming up with a Chinese American is good.
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Lt. Ackerman: [with slip of paper] Harry, do you know what this is? Harry Callahan: No. What is it? Lt. Ackerman: It's a bill for a camera lens, which you smashed up! Now you are going to pay for this! Samantha, come in. Samantha Walker: [enters] Lt. Ackerman: Samantha, this is Harry Cal- Samantha Walker: We met already. Lt. Ackerman: Oh. Well, ok. Harry Callahan: So how much do I owe her? Lt. Ackerman: Take her to dinner and buy. That will be the deal. Harry Callahan: Ok. Sounds reasonable.
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Samantha Walker: [after Harry signed personal autograph] That your first autograph you signed? Harry Callahan: Yeah, and I hope it's my last.
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Crazy Guy: [drenched in gasoline and with flare] I'm... gonna go up.
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Peter Swan: Come on, people, we need to do better. I'm tired of wasting millions of dollars on this film. Crew Member: Swan, some members of the press are here. They want to ask you a few questions. Peter Swan: Tell them to get lost. They always want to ask me questions. [looks away and sees Harry Callahan spying on him] Peter Swan: I'm telling you people, this film is going to be filmed to matter what.
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Harry Callahan: [gets in police car] Harry's Other Partner: Harry. Harry! Wait. Harry Callahan: [doesn't answer and starts the car] Harry's Other Partner: [grabs the microphone for police radio through window] Let me call back-up. Harry Callahan: [takes off. The wire from the microphone reaches its limit and snaps] Harry's Other Partner: That's my car!
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Harlan Rook: Ever wonder how the time always seems to stop at night?
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Harry Callahan: Do you have any kids, lieutenant? Lt. Ackerman: No. Harry Callahan: Lucky for them.
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Harry Callahan: You forgot your fortune cookie. Gunman #1: [Yelling] What? Harry Callahan: It says..."You're shit out of luck."
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[arguing with Johnny Squares] Peter Swan: This is not a rip-off. It's a homage, you stupid...
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Harry Callahan: Well, opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one.
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Harry Callahan: Do you like cops? Samantha Walker: As long as they're not in my rearview mirror.
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Harlan Rook: Now you've locked yourself in, asshole! Harry Callahan: Yeah. Just you and me, asshole.
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Harry Callahan: You're out of bullets. And you know what that means... you're shit outta luck.
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Harry Callahan: She's right. Oh you can set yourself into a bonfire, we'll break out the marshmallows and the weenies, but you ain't gonna be on "News at Eleven".
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Peter Swan: Don't worry. Johnny is like a trained seal. Throw him a fish and he will perform.
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