Production Companies Amen Ra Films, Imaginary Forces, Justin Pictures, Linovo Productions GmbH & Co. KG, Marvel Enterprises, Milk & Honey, New Line Cinema, Pacific Title and Art Studio
Other Titles • Blade II (2002) • Blade 2: Bloodhunt • Blade 2: Bloodlust
Quotes from Blade II (2002)
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Blade: There's an old saying: Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.
(42 votes)
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Scud: So B-man, what do you think? Blade: Sounds like a plan. Whistler: What do you really think? Blade: They're gonna fuck us the first chance they get.
(37 votes)
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Reinhardt: Like my daddy said right before he killed my mom, "If ya want somethin' done right, ya gotta do it yourself". He also said... Blade: Can you blush? [Blade slices Reinhardt in half with his sword]
(40 votes)
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Blade: How do you feel? Whistler: Like hammered shit.
Reinhardt: [watching Whistler shine a bright light around a dark tunnel] We're supposed to attract 'em... not scare 'em. Whistler: Yeah, well some of us can't see in the dark, ya fuckin' nipplehead.
(7 votes)
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Priest: Look at them. Half of these bastards. They're not even pure bloods. I tell you what, why don't we fucking kill everyone just to make sure.
(3 votes)
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Scud: How ya doin' up there, W? Whistler: Walkin' on sunshine.
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Nomak: Vampires... I hate vampires...
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Reinhardt: Can you blush?
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[after being scolded for turning on the ultraviolet light] Whistler: Yeah well some of us can't see in the dark ya fuckin' nipple head, what am I supposed to do?
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Whistler: Better wear your sunblock, Buttercup. Chupa: Listen, shit kicker! You're about one cunt hair away from hillbilly heaven. Whistler: I love it when you talk dirty.
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Scud: Lock up your daughters boys and girls, the dark knight returns.
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Whistler: How did you find me? Blade: I started out in Moscow then Romania. They kept moving you around. Whistler: How long was I gone? Months? Blade: Too long. Whistler: [to himself] Years.
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Whistler: They tortured me almost to death, and then let me heal in a vat of blood so they could go at it again. Sorry sons of bitches could have at least fixed my damn leg while they were at it.
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Eli Damaskinos: It has been said, "Be proud of your enemy and enjoy his success." In that case, I should thank you. Blade: For what? Kounen: Eliminating Deacon Frost. You actually did us a favor.
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Blade: We'll play along for now. They'll take us in deeper than we've ever been. To show us how their world really ticks. Whistler: I've had enough of their world. They're shitting bricks just because they're no longer on the top of the damn food chain.
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Nomak: Is the enemy of my enemy my friend or my enemy?
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Blade: You obviously do not KNOW WHO YOU'RE FUCKING WITH!
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Rush: Fuck! It's not silver, but it still hurts like hell!
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[after explaining to Blade how to use a UV bomb] Nyssa: Your not coming? Scud: No, I'm a lover, not a fighter.
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[Gearing up to go Reaper hunting] Chupa: Let me ask one question... how the hell we going to find these Reapers? Blade: We won't have to... they'll come to us. [Nyssa throws Chupa a spray bottle, looking at it he accidentally sprays some in his face] Chupa: [Coughs] , What is this shit? Nyssa: Pheromones, harvested from the Reapers adrenal glands. They're going to key to it. Reinhardt: They want us to spray on some suckpuppy's nut juice?
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[as Whistler tries to join Blade in entering the House Of Pain] Whistler: Let's go. Chupa: You won't pass for one of us. Whistler: Like I give a shit. Blade: Why don't you to post on the roof over there? Cover our backs. Whistler: So the Bloodpack's calling the shots now, huh? Great. Reinhardt: Better curb that dog of yours or we'll do it for you. Blade: [Arms bomb] Keep pushing, asshole. [Disarms bomb]
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Eli Damaskinos: Who do you think God really favors in the web? The spider, or the fly?
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[Chupa notices that the pheromone canister is spraying] Chupa: What are you trying to do? Stink me to death old man?
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[after Scud has just been blown up by a bomb] Whistler: I was just startin' to like him.
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[last lines] Blade: You didn't think I forgot about you, did ya? [stabs his sword through the plexiglass and into Rush's head]
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Reinhardt: [while being overrun by Reapers] You want a bite of me? Well, come on! Come on, motherfucker!
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