Other Titles • City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold • City Slickers II (1994) • City Slickers: The Legend of Curly's Gold (1994)
Quotes from City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold (1994)
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Clay: What in the name of John Wayne's ass is going on here?
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Phil: Please don't tell my kids I died taking a shit.
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Glen: There is something wrong with your cow. I reach under there and I'm pulling, tugging, tugging, pulling, nothing, not a drop. Mitch: The cow's name is Norman. You were pulling on his dick. Glen: I'm gonna go wash up.
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Barry: It's Curly. He's come back from the dead! Ira: He looks great.
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Phil: In case we don't make it and I die first... eat me. Mitch: Eat you? I don't even like talking to you on the phone.
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Ira: Hi. We're Ira and Barry Schalowitz. Barry: We helped bury your brother. Duke: Oh. Maybe someday I can do the same for you.
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Mitch: Don't mess with us! We're from New York. Duke: If you ever talk to me like that again, I'm gonna turn your balls into earrings. Mitch: Go for it.
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Clay: Great buckets of bull shit. It's Curly come back from the dead!
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Mitch: You ever walk in on our parents doing it? Glen: No, have you? Mitch: Yeah. Glen: That's a horrible thing for a little kid to see. Mitch: This was last week in Florida! Glen: Uhh! Mitch: It was on the kitchen table. Glen: Uhhh! Mitch: And an hour later we *ate* on that table!
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Glen: When was the last time you were with a woman? Phil: Saturday will make a year. Glen: Ow! Mitch: Gee, if I had known, I'd have gotten you a cake.
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Mitch: Phil, going back to Arlene is like breaking back in to Alcatraz.
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Duke: My brother loved the land, I loved the sea. Mitch: Oh. Like surf and turf. Duke: Ha ha ha. Mitch: Thought that was funny? Duke: No, just thinking about what I'd like to do to you.
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Glen: All right, now the sun sets in the East, right? Mitch: No! The sun sets in the West. Glen: That's if your *in* the East, but we are way out West now, so we are past where the sun sets. Mitch: You can't be *passed* where the sun sets, and if you think you can, then I am directly South of an idiot! Phil: Which is down! Mitch: Right!
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Store Owner: Hey Phil, I'd really reconsider going back to that wife of yours, cause that'd be like sticking your balls in a bear trap. Mitch: And that would be bad right?
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Mitch: Eat you? What a lovely thought. Hey pass the Phil! This meal was great thanks to Phil. Phil: Alright don't eat me! Duke: Jesus Christ, what a bunch of little piss pots.
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Duke: 'The hell you lookin' at? Mitch: I can't get over it. Curly's twin. Duke: Well get over it. Or I'll turn you into twins.
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Mitch: I'm sorry we buried you, but you looked so dead!
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Duke: If you guys wanna go home, go ahead. But that gold, that's the only dream I've got left.
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Mitch: [after hearing his brother has arrived] Where is he? Barbara Robbins: He's in the kitchen. He asked me to make him a sandwhich with the crusts cut off... but that was only after he recited three scenes from "Godfather II" Phil: He still does that? I love that! Mitch: Oh, no, no, no. Phil, so help me, if you mention the "Godfather" to him I will rip off both your arms and beat you over the head with them! Phil: [after Glen enters] Hey, Glen... who had Frank Pentangili killed? Glen: [Godfather theme kicks in] The Rossato Brothers... Phil: Yeah, but who gave the go ahead? [Mitch proceeds to beat Phil over the head with a pillow. Furious, Mitch exits the room and gives Phil the middle finger behind Glen's back]
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