[After "Blankman" and "Other Guy" have broken into his lair] Michael 'The Suit' Minelli: Ah, Blankman. I see you've finally found someone to work with who dresses worse than you do.
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Mr. Stone: Ratings give me a woody.
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Blankman: Slap me around and call me Susan.
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Darryl Walker: [discussing Blankman] Kevin, this is my calling. I have to make the world a safer place for my children. Kevin Walker: Your children? You've got to be with a *woman* first! You've got to knock some boots, man! You're a virgin. Darryl Walker: No, I'm a gentleman. Kevin Walker: Obviously this is what you need to do to work through Grandma's death. *But*... we're gonna do it my way. Darryl Walker: Okay, Karate Man! Kevin Walker: What? Darryl Walker: That's your crimefighter name.
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Blankman: [searching for explosives in a bathroom] Did you find the bomb yet? Other Guy: [emerges from a toilet stall] Not the one we're looking for.
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Michael 'The Suit' Minelli: Now... where is the Blankman? [he pours hot coffee onto Mr. Stone, who sits in a wheelchair] Mr. Stone: Hey, Einstein. In case you haven't noticed, this isn't a boil on my ass. I'm paralyzed from the waist down. I can't feel a thing. [Minelli slaps him in the face] Mr. Stone: I felt that.
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