Other Titles • 40 Days and 40 Nights • 40 Tage und 40 Nächte (2002)
Quotes from 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
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Matt: Have you ever noticed a crack in my ceiling? Ryan: Dude, you're action packed with issues.
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Matt: Wait, wait. Don't go to sleep yet. We got to talk about something. [Pause] Matt: Stickers. Do you like stickers?
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Erica: If I told you, "Don't think about the color red", what would you think about? Matt: Sex.
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Nicole: Hey, Bagel Guy. The Bagel Guy: You know my name?
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Matt: You stupid, stupid... silly little person.
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Ryan: 1 - you can't do it. You can't. This isn't a personal attack towards you, I'm just saying that no man can do it, it goes against nature? The male was biologically designed to spread his seed, Matt. You're gonna piss off the seeds man? It goes against science. You wanna be the guy who goes against science?
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[on why Matt has to tell Erica about his vow] Ryan: Dude, you've got to tell her. Seriously. You can pass off two dates without a kiss as being old fashioned - you go three and you're a homo.
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[Ryan finds his porn stash that Matt hid in a basket] Ryan: Do you know how many hours I spent looking for for my "Temple of Poon" tape. One. That is a long time to be looking for porn, Matt, what the fuck is going on.
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Susie: [after hearing Matt's obviously fake orgasmic moan] What the fuck was *that*? Did you come? Matt: Uh... yeah. Susie: No you didn't. You faked it.
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Ryan: Okay, I know you have some Nicole issues right now but... Matt: I do not have any Nicole issues. [Ryan picks up an old picture of Matt and Nicole] Ryan: Hi, I'm one of the many pictures Nicole after six months, and she's hot Matt I don't mind looking at her but all I'm saying is you have issues.
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Duncan: Matt look at yourself, your life is shit.
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[After Duncan convinces Matt to go jerk-off and people are rushing to stop him, Bagel guy is on the phone] Bagel Guy: Yeah, fire in the hole.
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Gerry: I've jerked off three times since lunch and I've still got this fucking hard-on.
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Matt: I almost fucked an outlet today.
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Ryan: Do you like her? Matt: Yeah. Ryan: So why do you not wanna fuck her?
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Candy: [describing the typical sexuality of men] They're like animals; their whole lives revolve around their penises.
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Mandy: [Mandy describes to Matt the importance of women's power of abstinence] Women have been doing this since... the beginning. It's all part of the system. But you're taking the power and you're fucking with the system. Now, you realize that we can't let this happen, hmm?
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