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The Beautician and the Beast (1997)

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Directed by
Ken Kwapis

Written by
Todd Graff

Cast
Fran Drescher, Timothy Dalton, Ian McNeice, Patrick Malahide, Lisa Jakub [more]


Release Date
• USA: Feb 7, 1997
DVD Release Date
• R1: Jun 24, 2003

MPAA Rating
Rated PG for some mild language and sensuality.

Running Time
1 hour, 58 minutes

Country USA

Studio High School Sweethearts, Koch Company, Paramount

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Other Titles
• The Beautician and the Beast



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 Quotes from The Beautician and the Beast (1997)
1
[Motto for her cosmetology class]
Joy Miller: Flashy, not trashy.

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2
Kleist: In Slovetzia, hard work today, happiness tomorrow.

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3
Joy Miller: Put on your sunblock because it's rays today, raisins tomorrow.

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4
Joy Miller: In our country we can marry who we want. I decided on John Kennedy Jr., and while he's in denial, I'll travel.

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5
Grushinsky: Oh, you Americans and your positive thinking. There are some situations that a big toothed person cannot get you out of.

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6
[Trying to talk Pochenko into shaving]
Joy Miller: OK, a lot of great men had mustaches. Hitler, Franco...
Boris Pochenko: Einstein!
Joy Miller: Oh, and that's who you wanna look like?

  
7
Joy Miller: It's control-top pantyhose. Holds you in like a stuffed sausage.

  
8
Grushinsky: I thought you teach science!
Joy Miller: TEACH it? I didn't even PASS it!

  
9
Joy Miller: Could I possibly get a blanket without a head?

  
10
Joy Miller: Who are you and what did you do with the little Nazi kid?

  
11
Boris Pochenko: I don't know where anything is in this kitchen
Joy Miller: Oh come on, I can find food in Ghandi's house, are you kidding me?

  
12
Joy Miller: Oh honey, talk to the hand, the ears ain't listening!

  
13
Boris Pochenko: Oh my, call an ambulance! She doesn't know what to say!

  
14
[Pochenko gestures to hit Katrina]
Joy Miller: What are you doing?
Boris Pochenko: You do not understand
Joy Miller: Oh no? You have the temper of an eight year old, your own children are scared to DEATH of you! And you hit girls! Tell me when I'm getting warm!
Boris Pochenko: This whole thing is none of your business!
Joy Miller: You know maybe you're right. Because even if you can't see that doing the right thing even when you have nothing to gain, is what makes you... a mench, and decent, and civilized! I can't have anything to do with you
Boris Pochenko: They boy will remain in prison, it's none of your business
Joy Miller: You know everyone is right about you... you are a beast...

  
15
Joy Miller: It's like Paris 50 years ago.
Judy Miller: There were Nazis in Paris 50 years ago.

  
16
Boris Pochenko: What a nice man that hermit was. I didn't even know I had a hermit!

  
17
Boris Pochenko: [talking to Svetlana] Hello how are you?
[silence]
Boris Pochenko: I killed a cow right over there.
[more silence]
Boris Pochenko: It was very nice meeting you!

  


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