[Motto for her cosmetology class] Joy Miller: Flashy, not trashy.
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Kleist: In Slovetzia, hard work today, happiness tomorrow.
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Joy Miller: Put on your sunblock because it's rays today, raisins tomorrow.
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Joy Miller: In our country we can marry who we want. I decided on John Kennedy Jr., and while he's in denial, I'll travel.
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Grushinsky: Oh, you Americans and your positive thinking. There are some situations that a big toothed person cannot get you out of.
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[Trying to talk Pochenko into shaving] Joy Miller: OK, a lot of great men had mustaches. Hitler, Franco... Boris Pochenko: Einstein! Joy Miller: Oh, and that's who you wanna look like?
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Joy Miller: It's control-top pantyhose. Holds you in like a stuffed sausage.
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Grushinsky: I thought you teach science! Joy Miller: TEACH it? I didn't even PASS it!
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Joy Miller: Could I possibly get a blanket without a head?
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Joy Miller: Who are you and what did you do with the little Nazi kid?
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Boris Pochenko: I don't know where anything is in this kitchen Joy Miller: Oh come on, I can find food in Ghandi's house, are you kidding me?
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Joy Miller: Oh honey, talk to the hand, the ears ain't listening!
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Boris Pochenko: Oh my, call an ambulance! She doesn't know what to say!
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[Pochenko gestures to hit Katrina] Joy Miller: What are you doing? Boris Pochenko: You do not understand Joy Miller: Oh no? You have the temper of an eight year old, your own children are scared to DEATH of you! And you hit girls! Tell me when I'm getting warm! Boris Pochenko: This whole thing is none of your business! Joy Miller: You know maybe you're right. Because even if you can't see that doing the right thing even when you have nothing to gain, is what makes you... a mench, and decent, and civilized! I can't have anything to do with you Boris Pochenko: They boy will remain in prison, it's none of your business Joy Miller: You know everyone is right about you... you are a beast...
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Joy Miller: It's like Paris 50 years ago. Judy Miller: There were Nazis in Paris 50 years ago.
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Boris Pochenko: What a nice man that hermit was. I didn't even know I had a hermit!
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Boris Pochenko: [talking to Svetlana] Hello how are you? [silence] Boris Pochenko: I killed a cow right over there. [more silence] Boris Pochenko: It was very nice meeting you!
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