Other Titles • The Banger Sisters • Groupies Forever (2003)
Quotes from The Banger Sisters (2002)
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Suzette: Oh, Harry, you may never shit again.
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Hannah: Mom caught me and Jules in the pool together. Ginger: So? Hannah: We weren't swimming.
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Lavinia: I want to go out but everything that I own is beige.
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Lavinia: I am the same color as the Department of Motor Vehicles and you look like A FLOWER.
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Ginger: He failed me for NO REASON. Lavinia: It says here you ran a red light. Ginger: Mom, as if I'd do that in a test.
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Harry: If everything isn't in order... I get... constipated Suzette: [Looks over her drink] Like I needed to know *that*.
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Suzette: You're spoiled brats. Okay, what's this? Ginger: A banana hammock. Suzette: A banana hammock. Not everybody has one of those.
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Suzette: Do the dishes you wash you dry! Ginger: Rosa does them. Suzette: Rosa who? Ginger: I dunno... Suzette: You have people wiping your ass and you don't even know their name!
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Suzette: Yup there's hope for Harry... hope for Harry.
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Lavinia: You don't think they were maybe just skinny dipping? Suzette: No they were going at it. Lavinia: You don't think maybe they were just rubbing up against each other? Suzette: No they were fucking.
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Lavinia: I said we went to college together. Suzette: I went to college? I'm a really bad liar Vinny!
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Jake: Ah don't let him see you drinking! Suzette: I've been drinking rum and coke since before he was born, he can go fuck himself.
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Suzette: I saw this guy, he was on a stretcher. His face was all purple and I thought he was dead. Even he looked at my tits. Lavinia: Maybe you revived him.
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Suzette: Ever heard of Frank Zappa? Harry: Sure. The Mothers of Invention. Suzette: Wow. Very good Harry. Well, he named us. The Banger Sisters. Harry: But you weren't really sisters. Suzette: No Harry: Good 'cause I wouldn't have been comfortable if you were sisters. Suzette: You're not comfortable now, Harry.
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Harry: [turns off Suzettes loud stereo] I'm 50. Suzette: This had better be good cause you just fucked with my music. Harry: I'm 50, and I'm going to give myself a birthday present. I'll tell you what it is but you have to promise not to judge. Suzette: You gotta tell somebody, Harry. Harry: I made myself a deadline. If I wasn't successful by the time I turned 50 then I'm coming back to Phoenix. [takes a rifle out of his case] Harry: I've never fired a gun in my life. It's got only one bullet. One bullet intended for one specific person. Suzette: And who would that one person be, Harry? Harry: My father. I'm going to Phoenix to kill my father.
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Suzette: See that bathroom? Jim Morrison passed out in there one night, with me underneath him. Club Owner: Jim Morrison is a ghost and so are you.
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