Other Titles • Back to the Future Part II • Paradox (1988) • Zurück in die Zukunft II (1989) • Back to the Future 2
Quotes from Back to the Future Part II (1989)
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Television announcer: Broadcasting beautiful views 24 hours a day: you're tuned to the Scenery Channel.
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[Jennifers from two different times confront one another] Young Jennifer: I'm old! Old Jennifer: I'm young!
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[Flying above Biff in 1955] Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car. Doc: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil.
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[In the year 2015] Doc: The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers.
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Doc: The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!
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Doc: Marty! What in the name of Sir Isaac H. Newton happened here?
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[last lines] Young Doc: No! It can't be; I just sent you back to the future! Marty McFly: No, I know; you *did* send me back to the future. But I'm back - I'm back *from* the future. Young Doc: Great Scott! [Doc faints] Marty McFly: Doc! Doc! Doc! Ohhhh...
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Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship. Marty McFly: [under his breath] It's "screen door on a submarine," you dork.
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Lorraine Baines: Biff Tannen, I wouldn't marry you if you had a million dollars.
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Young Biff: Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here? Old Biff: It's *leave*, you idiot! "Make like a tree, and leave." You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.
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Old Biff: [watching the chase unfold in 2015] There's something very familiar about all this.
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Old Biff: [Old Biff watches Griff and his gang chase Marty] There's something familiar about this...
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Marty McFly: That's right, Doc. November 12, 1955. Doc: Unbelievable, that old Biff could have chosen that particular date. It could mean that, that point in time inherently contains some sort of cosmic significance. Almost as if it were the junction point for the entire space-time continuum. On the other hand, it could just be an amazing coincidence.
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S. S. Strickland: Eat lead, slackers!
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Marty McFly: [nervously picks up a newspaper on a porch] 1985... it can't be... [shotgun is cocked behind his head] S. S. Strickland: Drop it! [Marty quickly throws the newspaper to the ground and looks up] S. S. Strickland: So you're the son of a bitch who's been stealing my newspapers. Marty McFly: [holds hands up nervously] Mr. Strickland! It- it- it's me, sir. Marty McFly! S. S. Strickland: Who? [jabs Marty in the chest with shotgun threateningly] Marty McFly: [voice becomes very high] Marty McFly! Marty McFly! Don't you know, Mr.- From school, sir! S. S. Strickland: I've never seen you before, but you look to me like a slacker! [waves shotgun threateningly at Marty's face] Marty McFly: Yeah! That's right! That's right, I am a slacker! Don't you remember, you gave me detention last week! S. S. Strickland: Last week? The school burnt down six years ago! Now you got exactly three seconds to get off my porch with your nuts intact! [points shotgun at Marty's groin] S. S. Strickland: One! Marty McFly: [screams] Oh, please! Mr. Strickland! I just want to know what the hell is going on! S. S. Strickland: Two! Marty McFly: [yells and covers groin] Ahhhhh! [gang members suddenly round the corner, yell, "Mr. Strickland!" and do drive-by. Marty ducks behind the porch and Mr. Strickland dives inside his house] Marty McFly: [Marty stands with hands covering his ears and screaming] Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh! [jumps over porch, then promptly ducks as Mr. Strickland aims his gun at the gang members] S. S. Strickland: [fires two rounds] Eat lead, slackers!
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Biff's friend: [trying to get Marty back to his house in 1985] Look kid we can do this the easy way or the hard way [hits Marty over the head] Miscellaneous voice: The easy way.
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Marty McFly: [turns and is faced by huge hologram of the shark in "Jaws 19". Screams, crouches, and covers head. Shark closes mouth on him, then disappears. Marty stands and straightens jacket] Shark still looks fake.
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Lorraine Baines: [frowns at a stuttering Marty] Are you all right? Marty McFly: [stares at his mother's obviously enlarged breasts] I'm fine, I'm fine. It's just that you're so... big...
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Biff Tannen: Kid! I own the police! Besides, they couldn't match up the bullet that killed your old man!
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Biff Tannen: I guess it's poetic justice, two McFly's with the same gun.
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Marty McFly: Nice shot Doc! You're not going to believe this, we have to go back to 1955. Doc: I don't believe it!
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[Biff has just received his auto repair bill after crashing it into a manure truck] Biff Tannen: 300 bucks? 300 bucks for a couple of dents? Hey, that's bullshit, Terry. Terry: No, it was horseshit! And it was all over your car!
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Marty McFly: Where are we? When are we? Doc: We're descending towards Hill Valley, California, at 4:29 pm, on Wednesday, October 21st, 2015. Marty McFly: 2015? You mean we're in the future? Jennifer: Future? Marty, what do you mean? How can we be in the future? Marty McFly: Uh Jennifer, I don't know how to tell you this, but... you're in a time machine. Jennifer: And this is the year '2015'? Doc: October 21st, 2015.
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Marty McFly: The 'Sports Almanac'. Son of a bitch stole my idea! He must have been listening when I... It's my fault! The whole thing's my fault. If I hadn't have boughten that damn book, then none of this would have ever happened. Doc: Well, forget it Marty. That's all in the past. Marty McFly: You mean the future. Doc: Whatever! It demonstrates precisely how time travel can be mis-used, and why the time machine must be destroyed, after we straighten all of this out.
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Marty McFly: I don't understand this, Doc. How can this be happening? It's like we're in Hell or something. Doc: No, it's Hill Valley. Although I can't imagine Hell being much worse!
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Doc: Oh and Marty, be careful around that Griff character, he's got a few short circuits. In his bionic implants.
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Old Biff: You always did have a way with women. Young Biff: Get the hell out of my car, old man! Old Biff: You wanna marry that girl, Biff? I can help make it happen. Young Biff: Oh, yeah, who are you, Miss Lonelyhearts? Old Biff: Just get in the car, Butthead. Young Biff: Who are you callin' "butthead", Butthead? [Old Biff starts the car] Young Biff: How do you know how to do that? Nobody can start this car but me. Old Biff: Just get in the car, Tannen. Today's your lucky day.
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Marty McFly: I had a horrible nightmare. It was terrible. Lorraine Baines: Well, you're safe and sound now. Back on the good old 27th floor. Marty McFly: 27th floor?
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Needles: Hey, the big M! How's it hanging, McFly?
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[after Marty pushes Griff] Griff Tannen: Wow! Since when did you become the physical type.
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Biff Tannen: Where is he? CPR Kid: Who? Biff Tannen: Calvin Klein. CPR Kid: Who? Biff Tannen: The guy with the hat. Where is he? CPR Kid: Oh he went that way. I think he took your wallet! [to camera] CPR Kid: I think he took his wallet.
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Marty McFly: 'Cubs win world series against Miami'? Old Terry: Yeah. Who would've thought? 100 to 1 shot! I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season, put some money on the Cubs. Marty McFly: I just meant Miami-... what did you just say? Old Terry: I said I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season, put some money on the Cubbies!
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[Biff has chased Marty to the roof of a building] Biff Tannen: Go ahead, kid! Jump! A suicide will be nice and neat. Marty McFly: What if I don't? [Biff points gun at Marty] Biff Tannen: Lead poisoning.
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Doc: However, the destruction may be very localized; limited to merely our own galaxy. Marty McFly: Well that's a relief.
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Doc: They're taking her home, to your future home! We'll arrive shortly thereafter, get her out of there and go back to 1985. Marty McFly: You mean, I'm going to see where I live? I'm gonna see myself as an old man? Doc: No, no, no Marty, that could result in a... Great scott! Jennifer could conceivably encounter her future self! The consequences of that could be disastrous! Marty McFly: Doc, what do you mean? Doc: I foresee two possibilities. One, coming face to face with herself 30 years older would put her into shock and she would simply pass out. Or two, the encounter could create a time paradox, the results of which could start a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe! Granted, that's a worse case scenario. The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to our own galaxy. Marty McFly: Well, that's a relief.
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Officer Reese: Hilldale, nothing but a breeding ground for tranks, lobos and zipheads. Officer Foley: Yeah, they outta tear this whole place down. Officer Reese: [Jennifer begins to awaken] You got a little tranked, but I think you can walk. Officer Foley: Ma'am, you should reprogram, it's dangerous to enter without 'lights on'.
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[Answering the phone] Marty McFly: Hey Needles. Needles: So, did you take a look at that little business proposal of mine? Marty McFly: I don't know Needles... Needles: What are you afraid of? If this thing works out it will solve all your financial problems. Marty McFly: And if it doesn't work Needles I could get fired! It's ILLEGAL! I mean, what if the Jitz is monitoring, huh? Needles: The Jitz will NEVER find out! Marty McFly: Oh, ha, ha. Needles: Come on... Stick your card in the slot and I'll handle it. Unless you want everyone in the division to think your... Chicken... Marty McFly: NOBODY CALLS ME CHICKEN NEEDLES, NOBODY! Needles: All right, prove it. Marty McFly: All right, all right Needles. Here's my card. Scan it, I'm in. Needles: Thanks McFly, I'll see you at the plant tomorrow.
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Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: [shouts] McFly! Marty McFly: Fujitsu-san, Kon-nichiwa. Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: McFly, I was monitoring that scan you just interfaced. You are *terminated*! Marty McFly: Terminated? No, no, it wasn't my fault sir! It was Needles, Needles was behind the whole thing! Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: And you cooperated! Marty McFly: No, I didn't, it was sting operation. Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: It was illegal, and you knew! Marty McFly: I was setting him up. Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: McFly, read my fax! Marty McFly: No! Please! I cannot be fired, I'm fired! Oh... [Fax comes out saying "YOU'RE FIRED!" on three different machines, In concern, Jennifer takes one of the copies] Marty McFly: Oh, this is heavy. [crumples a copy of the fax against his forehead] Marty McFly: What am I gonna tell Jennifer?
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[after leaving Jennifer on her front porch swing] Marty McFly: I don't remember bars being on these windows...
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Marty McFly: [referring to Old Biff] How could he be your husband? How could you leave dad for him? Old Lorraine: Leave dad? Marty, are you feeling all right? Marty McFly: NO! NO I'M NOT FEELING ALL RIGHT! I DON'T UNDERSTAND ONE THING THAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE AND WHY NO ONE CAN GIVE ME A SIMPLE STRAIGHT ANSWER! Old Lorraine: Oh... They must have hit you over the head hard this time. Marty McFly: Mom, I just want to know one thing. Where's my father? Where's George McFly? Old Lorraine: Marty... George... Your father is in the same place he's been for the past 12 years... Oak Park Cemetery.
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Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: McFry! Marty McFly: Fujitsu-san! Konnichi Wa!
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Biff Tannen: Hey kid, say hi to your grandma for me.
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Old Lorraine: Aren't you and Jennifer getting along? Middle-Aged Marty: Oh, yeah, Mom. We're like a couple o' teenagers, ya know?
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Old Biff: Tough break, kid. Must be rough bein' named after a complete butthead. Marty McFly: What's that supposed to mean? [Biff knocks on Marty's head with his cane] Old Biff: Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly! Think! Your old man, Mr. Loser? Marty McFly: What? Old Biff: That's right. Loser with a capital "L". Marty McFly: Look, I happen to know that George McFly is not a loser... Old Biff: [interrupts him] I'm not talkin' about George McFly. I'm talkin' about his kid! Your old man, Marty McFly Sr.? The man who took his life and flushed it completely down the toilet. Marty McFly: I did? I- I mean he did?
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Marty McFly: The answer's no, Griff. Griff Tannen: No? Marty McFly: Yeah, what are you deaf and stupid? I said "NO!" Griff Tannen: What's wrong, McFly. 'You chicken?
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Western Union Man: Kid, you all right? You need any help? Marty McFly: There's only one man who can help me.
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Marty McFly: Are you two related? Biff Tannen: [knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?
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[Doc and Marty in the time machine are about to depart from the Alternate 1985] Doc: Time circuits on. Marty McFly: Time circuits on? What do you mean "Time Curcuits on"? Doc, we're not going back now! Doc: Yep. Marty McFly: Doc, What about Jennifer? What about Einstein? We can't just leave them here. Doc: Don't worry, Marty. Assuming we succeed in our mission, this alternate 1985 will be changed back into the real 1985, instantaneously transforming around Jennifer and Einie. Jennifer and Einie will be fine, and they'll have absolutely no memory of this horrible place. Marty McFly: Doc... what if we don't succeed? Doc: We *must* succeed.
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Young Doc: Nice talking to you. Maybe we can bump into each other sometime again in the future. Older Doc: Or in the past.
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