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Analyze That (2002)

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Directed by
Harold Ramis

Written by
Kenneth Lonergan, Peter Tolan

Robert De Niro, Billy Crystal, Lisa Kudrow, Joe Viterelli, Cathy Moriarty [more]

Release Date
 USA: Dec 6, 2002
 UK: 28 Feb 2003
DVD Release Date
 R1: May 13, 2003

Official Website:
Analyze That Website

MPAA Rating
Rated R for language and some sexual content.

Running Time
1 hour, 35 minutes

Country USA

Studio Baltimore/Spring Creek Productions, Face, NPV Entertainment, Tribeca, Village Roadshow Pictures

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Other Titles
• Analyze That
• Analyze This 2 (2001)
• Reine Nervensache 2 (2003)

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 Quotes from Analyze That (2002)
Dr. Ben Sobel: I thought you were in prison?
Jelly: It would appear not.
Dr. Ben Sobel: How'd you get out?
Jelly: I had a new trial. Turns out that the evidence in the first trial was tainted.
Dr. Ben Sobel: O, I see
Jelly: Anyway, two of the witnesses decided not to testify and the third guy, well, he commited suicide.
Dr. Ben Sobel: How?
Jelly: He stabbed himself in the back four times and threw himself off a bridge.

  64.494382022472% (89 votes)
Agent Miller: Dr. Sobel, have you been receiving calls from mobster Paul Vitti?
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why would you say I received a call from Paul Vitti?
Agent Miller: Because we record all his calls from Sing Sing.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then yes I did.

  61.686746987952% (83 votes)
Dr. Ben Sobel: I am grieving. It's a process.

  63.380281690141% (71 votes)
Dr. Ben Sobel: Lou the Wrench? Why the Wrench?
Paul Vitti: He twisted some guy's head off.
Dr. Ben Sobel: OFF?

  62.285714285714% (70 votes)
Dr. Ben Sobel: [straining] I'm very attached to my balls.

  61.739130434783% (69 votes)
Dr. Ben Sobel: Ginko biloba. Helps my memory, and I forget what else.

  85% (8 votes)
Dr. Ben Sobel: [Ben Sobel asks Paul to describe a picture of a father walking in saying good night to his wife and son lying in bed] OK, Paul. I want you to take a look at this picture and tell me what is happening.
Paul Vitti: This is a picture of a guy who is a nice hard-working fellow and comes home to find his wife is in bed with a midget who she has been fucking while he has been out of town.
Dr. Ben Sobel: So she has been having intercourse?
Paul Vitti: Yep. With a midget!

  100% (3 votes)
Dr. Ben Sobel: I thought you might appreciate a nice home-cooked meal after being in prison for so long.
Paul Vitti: Yeah, that's what I've been jerking off to for the last 850 nights in a row, a fuckin' home-cooked meal. "Oh, tuna casserole!"

  100% (2 votes)
[while working as an auto dealer]
Paul Vitti: Look at the size of this trunk. You can put three bodies in there.

  100% (2 votes)
Laura Sobel: [talking to woman FBI agent] And from one business women to another? One word ? pantsuit.

  100% (2 votes)
[Dr. Ben is being escorted into a room with LoPresti and gang after shopping. DeVol takes his groceries]
Dr. Ben Sobel: Careful, the eggs are on the bottom...
Eddie DeVol: Oh, yeah?
[drops the bags and the eggs smash]

  100% (2 votes)
Dr. Ben Sobel: I was at a funeral.
Paul Vitti: What's that got to do with someone trying to kill me in jail? You're my Doctor!
Dr. Ben Sobel: My father died.
Paul Vitti: So. With you it is always me, me, me, me, me, me. He's dead. So get over it.

  60% (3 votes)
Dr. Ben Sobel: Paul, you know what you said about not flipping out?
Paul Vitti: Yeah.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Sorry.
[freaks out]

Dr. Ben Sobel: I know what you're doing Paul. You're just upset that I have custody of you, so you passive-aggressively arranged for me to look like a fool.
Paul Vitti: Oh come on. You were great! You were great!
Dr. Ben Sobel: Second take, I thought, was a little better than the first. Jelly wasn't giving me much, honestly. so I j... Screw you, Paul.

Mobster: No hard feelings.
Dr. Ben Sobel: No... and probably never again.

[after Paul opens the bedroom door]
Dr. Ben Sobel: I have a 17-year-old son.
Paul Vitti: I'll ask her.

Dr. Ben Sobel: We don't think it's necessary to wake the neighbors every time we have sex.
Paul Vitti: If you're quiet, you could do it without even waking your wife.

Dr. Ben Sobel: The girl has got to go.
Paul Vitti: You know, Doc, I think you might be jealous.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Oh and what exactly might I be jealous of?
Paul Vitti: I don't know, I didn't hear nothin' comin' out of your room.
Dr. Ben Sobel: We just don't think it's necessary to wake the neighbors every time we have sex!
Paul Vitti: If you're quiet enough, you can do it without waking your wife.

Eddie DeVol: [Paul and Jelly go to Patti LoPresti's house, Eddie Devol opens door] Yeah what?
Paul Vitti: "Yeah what?"? Is that how you answer the door? "Yeah what?"?
Eddie DeVol: You got a problem with that?
Paul Vitti: [punches Eddie, enters house] Yeah what?
Jelly: [points gun at Eddie who is lying on floor] Don't bother getting up on our account.

Patti LoPresti: [at her children] Michelle, Theresa, its 10:30. Stop fuckin' around and get ready for ballet!

Dr. Ben Sobel: [at his father's funeral] It's not easy for me to speak about my father, cause in a sense I'm talking about two people. One is the public Issac Sobel, the eminent psychotherapist and popular author, known to millions of readers around the world. The second is the private man, my father, Dad; And for those who knew him well, and for those who knew our family well. Well, I don't have to tell you: He was a psychotic fucking mind prick! An arrogant ego inflated son of a bitch! I wish you were alive so I could kill you.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Rot in hell!

[first lines]
Ducks: How did he know about the money? And how did he know that Tony Cisco got popped? We didn't find out about it till this morning.

[last lines]
Paul Vitti: Hey, doc.
Paul Vitti: There's a place for us.
Dr. Ben Sobel: A time and place for us.
Jelly: Hold my hand and we're halfway there.
Dr. Ben Sobel, Paul Vitti, Jelly: Hold my hand and I'll take you there. Somehow, someday, somewhere!


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