Gwen Moss: Come in, I've been expecting you / There's a knock on the door and love walks through / And lights a fire and smiles a smile / As if love were going to stay a while / And the fire breathes and weaves its spell / But then love runs out of lies to tell / For love is restless, love's a flirt / Love has places to go and people to hurt / So here's the shovel to smother the flame / Tomorrow you'll barely remember my name / And I'll try to forget you, my dearest one / As a prisoner tries to forget the sun / For life holds no purpose, and love holds no charms / Since I beheld you in another's arms.
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Gwen: Love's cruel, Love's a flirt. Love has places to go and people to hurt.
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Francesca Lansfield: My tits grew up on national television.
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Gwen's dad: I'm going to tell you something important. I never loved your mother. Not real love.
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Bob: I think we should go to Paris. Surrounded by rude French people should bring us closer together.
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Francesca: I was full-time at Crystal Meth University.
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Gwen: I knew I would find true love. It was just a question of where... and when.
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Gwen: Why haven't I found someone? Am I so misshapen? So repellent? Why can't it just happen?
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Gwen's date: Lactose Intolerant. Gwen: Well, the first step is admitting it.
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Gwen: So you can't have cheese of any kind?
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Francesca: Yes, it's me! And no, I'm not dead!
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Gwen: This is the part where your heart actually hurts.
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Francesca Lansfield: That was highly enjoyable!
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