Tracy: If everyone in the world married someone of a different race, after one generation, there would be no prejudice.
(91 votes)
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Melanie: What is that? Tracy: [whispers] It's a belly-button ring. Melanie: Speak up, I can't hear you. Tracy: ITS A BELLY-BUTTON RING! HOW ELSE CAN I SAY IT, I DON'T SPEAK NO OTHER LANGUAGES! Oh, and you wanna know what that is, [sticks out her tongue] Tracy: that is a tongue ring.
(76 votes)
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[outside Mason's open window] Tracy: [talking to dog in baby voice] Oh Hampton, he's my baby, yes... Evie: [walks in front of Mason's window] Hey Mason! [pulls thong up over shorts while shaking her butt] Evie: move ya g-string down South! Tracy: Gross! That's my brother! Evie: [giggling while walking away with Tracy] Relax! Maybe I'll marry into the family.
(67 votes)
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Evie: How about we make a Luke sandwich? Luke: Um, how about you're jailbait?
(66 votes)
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Melanie: I love you and your brother more than anything in the world. I would die for you, but I won't leave you alone right now.
(70 votes)
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Tracy: Um, since when does Medina have a ghetto booty? Evie: Oh, I think she stuffs. Astrid: That slut ain't got shit on THESE double-cheesburgers. [She shakes her butt] Medina: Shake it, don't break it, bitch. Astird: Fuck her.
(3 votes)
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Melanie: How do you explain $860 in your wallet? Tracy: We jacked it, okay? God, Mom, you knew what was going on with all those clothes and shit. Not even you're that dumb... Melanie: [shouts] I didn't know it went that far.
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[the girls walk out in two matching cut-up halter tops] Tracy: Well, what do you think? Are we hot or what? Mel: That WAS your brother's favorite t-shirt.
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[as underage Evie tries to seduce him] Luke: No. Bad. Danger, Will Robinson, danger.
Tracy: No bra, no panties! No bra, no panties! No bra, no panties!
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Tracy: Would you like me to model my new thong? Great for pooping on the go!
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[after dying Cynthia's hair] Melanie: If this gets you laid, you owe me double.
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[Tracy is on the phone in a tattoo shop] Tracy: Hey Mom, do you know what point-slope form is? No, me neither. See? That's why I need to be here... at the library.
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Tracy: Hey Mason, who would you say is the hottest girl in school? Mason: Evie Zamora. Tracy: Guess who I hung out with today. Mason: Bull. Tracy: Melrose Avenue. (Mason looks at her in awe) What? Like that's so hard to believe...
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[singing] Evie: The itsy-bitsy spider dropped acid at the park...
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Tracy: Mothers, lock up your sons!
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Mason: What? You wanna hit me, Tracy? Go ahead and hit me. You will go to jail, you fucking slut! Tracy: Don't call me a slut. MOM! MASON JUST CALLED ME A SLUT!
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[Tracy's slashed-up arm is exposed] Tracy: [crying] That's none of your business, you fucking Frankenstein! Brooke: Oh, no. This child is my business, you little cunt.
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Melanie: You're my heart.
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Tracy: So you're a model? Evie: She's a model-slash-actress! Brooke: Slash-bartender who's about to be late for work.
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Evie: Tracy? Tracy: What-ey? Evie: Your going out with Javi!
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Tracy: Mom! I have to go to the bathroom, *now*. Melanie: Can't you hold it a minute? Tracy: That's how you get a bladder infection, you child abuser! Melanie: That's dramatic.
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Mason: [Tracy's back is turned and Mason doesn't see her face] Oh, baby, back that ass up! Mason: [Tracy turns around] Tracy?
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Brooke: Evie, goddamit, have you seen my other cutlet? Evie: Incoming cutlet! [throws it at her and hits her in the behind]
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Melanie: Have you been drinking? Mason: Of course she has because she's always FUCKING DRINKING, isn't she? Tracy: Oh, like you never have! Brady: Hey, what's going on? [Kayla begins crying]
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Rapper #1: [rapping] I feel like humpin' somethin'! I feel like humpin' somethin'! I feel like humpin' somethin'!
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Tracy: Geez, Mom, why don't you open a hotel? You could get payed for all this shit.
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Tracy: So, Brady, how was the halfway house? Brady: Same as the last one, Tracy.
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Evie: Something peed in your bed.
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Brooke: We'll be moving up to Ojai so you won't be seeing Evie again... ever. You're really cruel, Tracy. I mean, I'm sure you can be a sweet kid when you want but right now you are a really bad influence! I mean you cheat, you lie, you steal Tracy: [shouts] Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? Where do you think I *learned* all this shit from? [Tracy walks off into the kitchen] Melanie: Tracy was playing with Barbies before she met Evie! [follows Tracy into kitchen] Brooke: [along with Evie, follows Tracy and Melanie into kitchen] Oh what? Did she teach her to beat the crap out of her as well [grabs Tracy by the arm] Brooke: Don't even start with me little one, I've seen the bruises! Tracy: What the hell did you tell her, Evie? Brooke: [turns to Evie] Come here... What about this? [shows scrape by Evie's hairline that Tracy accidentally made when the two girls were play fighting] Tracy: [shouts] What the fuck? We were just goofing! Melanie: Tracy didn't hit her! Evie: [shouts] Yes, she did! Tracy: [shouts] I don't believe this shit! She hit me too! She hit me too! Brooke: [grabs Tracy's arm and struggles with Tracy to pull back her sleeve] And look at this, Mel! Melanie: Take your hands off her! Tracy: No! Don't you dare! No, don't, please! [starts crying as the cuts on her are revealed when Brooke pulls down her sleeve] Brooke: See! She cuts! Tracy: [crying] That's none of your business you *fucking* Frankenstein! Brooke: Oh, no, this child is my business, you little cunt! Melanie: That's enough, you have to get out. [Brooke and Evie slowly start to walk out] Melanie: Now! Brooke: [softly] C'mon Evie, let's go. Evie: [crying] Who would wanna stay in this shit hole anyways? [screams] Evie: It fucking stinks in here, Mel!
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Mason: Stupid fucker!
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Tracy: [Tracy comes home wasted] Shouldn't you tell Mom how you get stoned every night? Mason: She knows I smoke pot, Tracy. Look at your pupils. You're *so* fucking busted.
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[first lines] Tracy: Hit me. I'm serious, I can't feel anything, hit me! Again, do it harder! I can't feel anything, this is awesome!
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[last lines] Tracy: Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
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Tracy: [Tracey walks into the bathroom in a huff, Astrid looks over] So, you wanna just go to the boardwalk and sell some shit? Astrid: [putting stickers on her face in the mirror] I can't. I'm late for my Biology actually, we're doing a play and I'm the mermaid. [raises eyebrows and walks out of bathroom] Tracy: [stares into mirror, applying makeup]
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