Freddy Vs. Jason -- A Bloody Good Time
West Life News (8/20/03)
Review by: Terri Clark
This death match has been ten years in the making. When New Line Cinema put
"Freddy Vs. Jason" on their development slate in 1993, horror fans were
elated,
but finding a solid script that pit the two horror movie legends against each
other turned out to be a hellacious task. Just as everyone was beginning to
believe these indestructible icons had died after all, the screenwriting team
of Mark Swift and Damian Shannon pitched a fresh take on the skirmish between
these serial thrillers. Three years later they make their screenwriting debut
when "Freddy Vs. Jason" hits theaters.
How does this nightmare go? Child murderer Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund) was
burned to death by vigilante parents. He exacts revenge on their kids by
killing them in their dreams. Freddy's "New Nightmare" ('94) sent him to Hell
where he's remained powerless. It seems the parents of Springwood have been
drugging their teens with Hypnocil, a dream suppressant. No nightmares on Elm
Street, no Freddy. If the kids don't have bad dreams, he's an impotent
monster.
So what does Freddy do? He resurrects Jason (Ken Kirzinger) so he can wreak
havoc on the town until Freddy can regain his strength. Call it Voorhees
Viagra. The hockey-masked menace who kills counselors at Camp Crystal Lake on
Friday the 13th is back from space (01's "Jason X") and all too happy to
terrorize on new turf. The problem comes when Freddy's back to his bad self
and
wants to take over, but Jason won't stop his killing spree. As one character
succinctly put it, "Dude, that goalie was pissed about something." Freddy's
not
one to share his slaughters, so the ultimate monster mash begins. It's
Freddy's
brain versus Jason's brawn, claw versus machete and "winner kills all."
Thanks to director Ronny Yu ("Bride of Chucky") this "nightmare on Friday the
13th" is a bloody good time. And I do mean bloody. Twice the bad guys, twice
the blood. The gore is hard-core and there are enough startle moments to make
the audience look like popping corn. The clever script tied the characters
stories together very well. Even if you've never seen any of the films in
either franchise, you won't be lost. Chances are this Evil Vs. Evil premise
will create a new franchise similar to the old "King Kong Vs. Godzilla" ('62)
or "Dracula Vs. Frankenstein" ('71) movies. In fact, "Alien Vs. Predator" is
already slated for release in August of 2004. However, "Freddy Vs. Jason" has
set a pretty high bar for this kind of slasher showdown. In addition to a
good,
fast-paced script, with some classic one-liners, "Freddy Vs. Jason" surprises
with a horror movie rarity…decent actors. Monica Keena ("Orange County") and
Jason Ritter ("Swimfan") do a respectable job in their lead roles, Destiny
Child's Kelly Rowland is terrific as tough girl Kia and Kyle Labine gives a
hilarious impression of Jason Mewes' stoner character, Jay. It goes without
saying that Robert Englund is devilishly delicious as Freddy. As for Ken
Kirzinger, well, he lumbers with the best of them as Jason, but fan favorite
Kane Hodder should've been the one to don the mask.
Now if you're wondering who wins this battle of the baddies, that's easy…it's
the horror movie fans. Not the answer you're looking for? Sorry. If I tell
you,
one of them is liable to take my head off. All you have to know for sure is
that "Freddy Vs. Jason" is pure entrailstainment.
Movie Facts Sidebar
Title: Freddy Vs. Jason
Grade: B
Rating: R for pervasive strong horror violence/gore, gruesome images,
sexuality, drug use and language.
Distributor: New Line Cinema
Director: Ronny Yu
Screenplay: Damian Shannon & Mark Swift
Cast: Robert Englund, Ken Kirzinger, Monica Keena, Jason Ritter, Kelly Rowland
Time: 97 min
Genre: Horror
Terri Clark (
TerriClark4@aol.com) is a freelance movie critic. She writes
reviews for West Life News, Moviefone.com and the Apollo Guide.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/author-5505/
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