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Quotes from Sorority Boys (2002)
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Tri Pi: That bitch had the nerve to call me shallow! [pause] Tri Pi: You look SO thin!
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[Jimmy trying to leave] Adam: Hey, hey. Hey, who's your true bro? Huh? Who told you about skanks? It was me, right?
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Doofer: After we get that mustache, maybe we can do those armpits. and then... we can do your knuckles. And your back, Your legs... your ass.
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Patty: [through clenched teeth] : Let's try Patty up the middle, ONE MORE TIME.
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Adam: [disguised as a woman] Look at me! I'm ugly! I would never fuck me!
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Leah: Would you like to share something personal with the crew? Robert... Uh... Ro-berta. "Roberta": Personal? Leah: Mhm. "Roberta": Well, uh, my name is Roberta, and... I'm addicted to porn and I masturbate constantly. [silence - the sorority sisters stare at him] "Roberta": Pillow fight! Pillow fight!
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Adam: We've been framed. Jimmy: Spence told me you'd say that. Adam: Spence is a lying prick with his ass hairs caught in a twist! Jimmy: He told me you'd say that too!
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Spence: You two "Fraternity Brothers" think that because you're next in line, you run the house. WRONG! I am the President! Adam: Hey Dave? Dave: What's that Adam? Adam: I think our President needs to get laid! Spence: Fuck you!
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Adam: I look like shit! Dave: No you don't. Adam: Yes I do... I look like shit! Dave: No... you don't! Adam: That's easy for you to say, you're actually pretty! Dave: Oh thanks, you know I just put this together... [Adam gives him a strange look]
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Adam: Please be a size 8, please be a size 8... oh Yes!
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Leah: I can guarantee you, that guy is wham bam thank you mam! Dave/Daisy: No, no I heard hes a 'hello. How are you? You seem like a person i'd like to get to know. Can I take you out to dinner... Sometime' mam.
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Leah: Should I get under the table and suck your cock right now? Dave: Right here?
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Adam/Adina: MOTHER'S ASS! Why you let them treat you like this? You can't be a bunch of PUSSIES your whole lives!... I HATE this place. Katie: Whoa! P-M-S!
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Adam/Adena: I have a FAT ass...
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[looking for a dress on clothes rack] Adam: Hmm... I'm sure this would look good... on an anorexic!
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Doofer: [while contemplating how to get back the money stolen from the house safe] Though I hardly think this is the appropriate time to ask, but what about the tape? Adam: [sighs] What tape? Doofer: The tape of Adam humpin' the Tri Pis, man. [Adam looks up in surprise] Dave: [turns around] Doofer, what are you saying? Doofer: [cuts to a flashback, Doofer narrates. Doofer stumbles into his room, drunk] I had just gotten done studying for some school when I notice that Adam's speaker was tipped over [trips over Adam's speaker in his drunken haze] Doofer: Inside of it was a video camera rigged with a motion detector. I carefully traced back the source to a footlocker at the bottom of Adam's closet, which was... you know, already unlocked [Doofer tries to pick and hammer the lock open, but finally succeeds in blowing it off with a revolver] Doofer: . Inside the footlocker was a video cassette recorder. But naturally, since it was his private property, I didn't touch anything [Doofer hits play on the VCR, which starts up a home video of Adam having sex with a Tri Pi] Doofer: . You could see the safe right next to his bed! Adam: [enraged] You were watching my tape? Doofer: [under his breath] ... Noooooooo [cuts to Doofer eating popcorn and "cleaning up" with tissue]
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Adam/Adina: [noticing a sticky substance on the seat of his skirt] Ah. That's weird. "Roberta": What the hell is on your skirt, man? Adam/Adina: Uh... gum, or something. "Roberta": Oh yeah, what flavor was it? Big fat juicy cock?
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Adam: [to Robert, who is eating a grapefruit] Hey! You're eating my bosom!
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Frederique: Good Lord, Daisy! You look like a man.
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Katie: [shouts] I am not deaf! "Roberta": We should all be so lucky...
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