Other Titles • Punch-Drunk Love • Just Desserts (2001) • Punchdrunk Knuckle Love (2002) • Untitled P.T. Anderson Project (2001) • The X-4 Project (2001)
Quotes from Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
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Barry: I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty. Lena: I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them. [pause] Barry: OK. This is funny. This is nice.
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Barry: I don't know if there is anything wrong because I don't know how other people are.
(26 votes)
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Barry: At that restaurant, I beat up the bathroom. I'm sorry.
(26 votes)
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Lena: Oh... I'm sorry... was that like a secret pudding?
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Barry: I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
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Barry: Pudding...
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Barry: Ummm, let's just... keep it between you and I, if that's possible. Lena: Sure, Sure...
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[Barry looks around... ] Barry: Healthy Choice and American Airlines got together and put this promotion: If you buy any 10 Healthy Choice products, they will reward you with 500 frequent flier miles; with this special coupon, they'll up it to 1,000 miles. So, I think they are trying to push their teriyaki chicken which is $1.79, but I went to the supermarket and I looked around and I saw that they had pudding... for 25¢ a cup... comes in packages of four. But insanely... the barcodes... are on the individual cups! So, quarter a cup, say you bought $2.50 worth. That's worth 500... with the coupon it's 1,000 miles. It's a marketing mistake but I'm taking advantage of it. If you were to spend $3,000, that would get you a million frequent flier miles. You would never have to pay for a ticket the rest of your life. Lena: You... you bought all that pudding so that you could get frequent flier miles?
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Barry: I would say that's that, mattress man.
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Barry: I know... yes... Lena: That's insane.
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Barry: I'm guessing it was a mistake... but... I'm taking advantage of it while it's offered. Who knows how long it'll last... [once] Barry: too many people start doing it...
Dean Trumbell: Shut up! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Shut up! Shut, shut, shut, shut, SHUT UP! Are you threatening me? Barry: Umm... yeah. Dean Trumbell: That wasn't good. You're dead.
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Barry: Well bye-bye, then... you stupid mother fucker...
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Barry: I didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine. Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem.
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Barry: Is this confidential?
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Barry: You can go to places in the world with pudding. That's funny.
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Barry: [out of breath to his love Lena] Lena. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I left you at the hospital. I called a phone-sex line... I called a phone-sex line before I met you, and four blond brothers came after me and they hurt you, and I'm sorry. Then I had to leave again because I wanted to make sure you never got hurt again. And I have a lot of puddings, and in six to eight weeks it can be redeemed. So if you could just give me that much time, I think I can get enough mileage to go with you wherever you go if you have to travel for your work. Because I don't ever want to be anywhere without you. So could you just let me redeem the mileage?
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