Other Titles • Stealing Harvard • The Promise (2001) • Say Uncle (2001) • Stealing Stanford (2000) • Uncle (2001) • You Promised (2001)
Quotes from Stealing Harvard (2002)
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Duff: I wanted to scope the place out. I was hungry so I decided to heat up a brick of cheese. I need my cheese.
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Duff: We should make up some fake names. John: Why? Duff: Just in case we have to communicate while we're inside. John: OK. Duff: I wanna be Kyle. I knew this guy at camp. He was maybe 13. He got *two* girls pregnant, man. *Two* girls pregnant. Yea, Kyle. Who you gonna be? John: Steve... Duff: Steve. John: Yeah. Duff: OK, Steve. John: OK, Kyle. [John and Duff continue walking] Duff: Wait. John: What? Duff: I wanna change. I wanna be Steve. John: I'm Steve; You're Karl. Duff: Kyle!
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John's Grandmother: Who do you think I am, Albert fuckin' Trump?
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John: [coming out of his house] Why didn't you just ring the door bell? Duff: [whispering] I didn't wanna wake the neighbors.
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Duff: See those dead plants? I planted those.
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Detective Charles: I urge you to drop it.
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Duff: Maybe we can use slingshots to rob the place. John: A slingshot is not a real weapon, Duff. Duff: Oh, yeah? Well maybe you'd like to define the word "weapon' for me while this plastic doll smashes into your temple at 180 miles per hour.
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Elaine: [whispers] He's an asshole. Duff: Mmm... casserole. Elaine: I said asshole. Duff: I heard casserole!
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Duff: I'm not goin' in. John: What? Duff: Someone has to watch in case he comes home. John: I thought you said he was going to be out all night. Duff: He *will* be out all night. John: Then why do we need a look-out? Duff: We don't. Just go in. John: You go in. Duff: Look, I'm not the one that needs the money. Why should I assume the risk? John: What risk? Duff: There is no risk. [John shows his mad face and shakes his head] Duff: Just go!
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Duff: We're going skiing.
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David Loach: Why is anybody talking?
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Mr. Warner: Have you slept with my daughter? John: Mr. Warner, I have never slept with Elaine. Mr. Warner: Good! Godammit, that's good! Because if you had, John, I was gonna kick your balls up into your head and let them rattle around in your skull like dice in a Yahtzee cup. Have a good one!
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John: Nothing could hold a candle to the fetish crime I just endured.
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