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Black Knight (2001)

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Directed by
Gil Junger

Written by
Darryl Quarles, Peter Gaulke

Cast
Martin Lawrence, Marsha Thomason, Tom Wilkinson, Vincent Regan, Daryl Mitchell [more]


Release Date
• USA: Nov 21, 2001
• UK: 23 Aug 2002
DVD Release Date
• R1: Apr 16, 2002

Budget $50,000,000

Official Website:
Black Knight Website

MPAA Rating
Rated PG-13 for language, sexual/crude humor and battle violence.

Running Time
1 hour, 35 minutes

Country USA

Studio New Regency Pictures, Regency Enterprises, Runteldat Entertainment, the Firm

More info on IMDb.com

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• Black Knight



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 Quotes from Black Knight (2001)
1
Jamal: Do you have a thong?
Victoria: Excuse me?
Jamal: Never mind. We'll just take an old pair of drawers and cut the ass out.

  
2
Jamal: With these hands, I make
[holds out and flicks on lighter]
Jamal: .... FIRE!
Crowd member: We have fire.

  
3
Jamal: That's why you shouldn't drink your own urine.

  
4
Jamal: 9-1-1! 9-1-1! White man down! White man down!

  
5
Victoria: Why do you disrobe?
Jamal: I'm not the man you're looking for.
Victoria: Well, I have nothing else to say to you. And that is how *I* break it down!

  
6
Jamal: King Leo, I think you should know this. Your daughter's a freak!
Percival: If you think I need help, you do not understand the game, moor.
Jamal: I'm starting to like this word "moor" less and less.

  
7
Jamal: [chanting] King Leo's got a great big castle,
[Troops of men echo him]
Men: King Leo's got a great big castle,
Jamal: We're gonna shove it right up his a**hole!
Men: We're gonna shove it right up his a**hole!
Jamal: Sound off!
Men: 1,2!
Jamal: Break it on down!
Men: Uh, uh, uh-uh!

  
8
Percival: How dare you deflower the king's daughter.
Jamal: Believe me, someone got to that flower long before I did.

  
9
[Trying to get Victoria's 's phone number]
Jamal: ANYBODY GOT A PEN?
Victoria: You can read and write!
Jamal: Yeah! (pause) Who you been datin'?

  
10
Guard #1: Who be ye?
Jamal: Who be I? I be stompin' yo ass you put your hand on me one more again!

  


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