Jamal: Do you have a thong? Victoria: Excuse me? Jamal: Never mind. We'll just take an old pair of drawers and cut the ass out.
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Jamal: With these hands, I make [holds out and flicks on lighter] Jamal: .... FIRE! Crowd member: We have fire.
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Jamal: That's why you shouldn't drink your own urine.
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Jamal: 9-1-1! 9-1-1! White man down! White man down!
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Victoria: Why do you disrobe? Jamal: I'm not the man you're looking for. Victoria: Well, I have nothing else to say to you. And that is how *I* break it down!
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Jamal: King Leo, I think you should know this. Your daughter's a freak! Percival: If you think I need help, you do not understand the game, moor. Jamal: I'm starting to like this word "moor" less and less.
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Jamal: [chanting] King Leo's got a great big castle, [Troops of men echo him] Men: King Leo's got a great big castle, Jamal: We're gonna shove it right up his a**hole! Men: We're gonna shove it right up his a**hole! Jamal: Sound off! Men: 1,2! Jamal: Break it on down! Men: Uh, uh, uh-uh!
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Percival: How dare you deflower the king's daughter. Jamal: Believe me, someone got to that flower long before I did.
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[Trying to get Victoria's 's phone number] Jamal: ANYBODY GOT A PEN? Victoria: You can read and write! Jamal: Yeah! (pause) Who you been datin'?
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Guard #1: Who be ye? Jamal: Who be I? I be stompin' yo ass you put your hand on me one more again!
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