Dory: Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do? Marlin: No I don't wanna know. Dory: [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim. Marlin: Dory, no singing. Dory: [continuing] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim. Marlin: Now I'm stuck with that song... Now it's in my head. Dory: Sorry.
(147 votes)
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Dory: I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy Come on, squishy Come on, little squishy [baby talk] Dory: Ow Bad squishy, bad squishy
(141 votes)
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Crush: Dude? Dude? Focus dude... Dude? [Marlin wakes up] Crush: Oh, he lives. Hey, dude! Marlin: Oh... What happened? Crush: Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..." Marlin: What are you talking about? Crush: You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome. Marlin: Oh, my stomach. Ohh. Crush: Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, ok? Just waxed it. Marlin: So, Mr. Turtle? Crush: Whoa, Dude. Mister Turtle is my father. The name's Crush. Marlin: Crush, really? OK, Crush. I need to get to the East Australian Current. EAC? Crush: [Laughing] Oh, dude. You're ridin' it, dude! Check it out!
(121 votes)
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Dory: No. No, you can't... STOP. Please don't go away. Please? No one's ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave... if you leave... I just, I remember things better with you. I do, look. P. Sherman, forty-two... forty-two... I remember it, I do. It's there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I... and I'm home. Please... I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget. Marlin: I'm sorry, Dory. But I... do.
(126 votes)
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Marlin: It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.
(113 votes)
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Squirt: Whoa! That was so cool! Hey dad! Did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did? Crush: You so totally rock, Squirt! So gimme some fin. [they slap fins] Crush: Noggin'. [bump heads] Squirt, Crush: Dude!
(14 votes)
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Dory: [about the humpback whale] Maybe he only speaks whale. [slowly and deeply, imitating the whale] Dory: Mooo... Weeee neeeed... Marlin: Dory? Dory: ...tooo fiiind hiiis sooon. Marlin: What are you doing? Are you sure you speak whale? Dory: Caaaan yoooou giive uuuus direeeeectioooons? Marlin: Dory! Heaven knows what you're saying! See, he's swimming away. Dory: Cooome baaaaack. Marlin: He's not coming back. You offended him. Dory: Maybe a different dialect. Mmmmoooooowaaaaah... Marlin: Dory! This is not whale. You're speaking like, upset stomach. Dory: Maybe I should try humpback. Marlin: No, don't try humpback. Dory: Woooooo! Woooooo! Marlin: Okay, now you really do sound sick. Dory: Maybe louder. Rah! Rah! Marlin: Don't do that! Dory: Too much orca. Did it sound a little orca-ish to you? Marlin: It doesn't sound orca. It sounds like nothing I've ever heard!
(12 votes)
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Gill: To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie.
(13 votes)
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Marlin: Crush, wait. How old are you? Crush: Hundred and fifty, and still young, dude. Rock on.
(10 votes)
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Gill: From this moment on, you shall now be known as Sharkbait. Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha! Gill: Welcome, Brother Sharkbait! Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha! Gill: Enough with the Sharkbait. Gurgle: Sharkbait! Hoo... bop pa doo.
(9 votes)
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Marlin: Tell me, Dory, do you see anything? Dory: Yeah, I see a light. Marlin: A light? Dory: Yeah. I see a light. Marlin: Yeah, I see it too. Dory: Hey conscience, am I dead? Marlin: It makes me feel happy, which is a big deal for me. Dory: It's so *pretty*. I want to touch it... [she does; the light bobs quickly away] both: Ooh. Marlin: Hey, come back. Come on back here. I'm gonna get you. Dory: Come here. Marlin: [singing] I'm gonna swim with you... Dory: I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. Marlin: [singing] I'm gonna be your best friend... [a big scary fish looms into view] Marlin: Good feelings gone, both: AHH.
(8 votes)
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Marlin: How do you know if they're ready? Crush: Well, you never really know, but when they know, you know, y'know?
(7 votes)
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Bubbles: Bubbles. Bubbles. My bubbles.
(8 votes)
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Sharks: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
(7 votes)
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Dory: How about we play a game? Marlin: All right. Dory: Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small... Marlin: It's me. Dory: Right! [Later] Dory: I'm thinking of something orange and small... Marlin: Me again. Dory: All right, Mr. Smartypants... [Later] Dory: ... It's orange and small, and has stripes... Marlin: Me, and the next one - just a guess - me. Dory: Okay, that's just scary.
(5 votes)
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[last lines] [the fish have managed to roll into the ocean in their plastic bags] All: Yay! Bloat: Ha,ha,ha,ha! Gill: We did it! [pause] Bloat: Now what?
(5 votes)
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Dory: [dreaming] Uhhh... the sea monkeys have my money... yes, I'm a natural blue...
(4 votes)
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Marlin: What did it say? What did the mask say? Dory: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. [gasps] Dory: I remembered what it said! I usually forget things, but I remembered it that time! P. Sherman, 4... Marlin: Wait! What does that mean? Dory: I don't know. But who cares! Ha ha! I remembered! P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I remembered it again!
(4 votes)
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Dory: I saw a boat. Marlin: You did? Dory: Yeah, it went by not too long ago. Follow me. [few seconds later] Dory: Would you quit it? What, the ocean isnt big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared now! What? Marlin: What? You said you saw a boat. Dory: A boat? Marlin: YES. Dory: Hey, I've seen a boat. It went by not too long ago. It went... this way. It went this way. Marlin: Wait a minute, you already told me which way the boat went. Dory: I did? Oh, no...
School of Fish: Hey, hey! You like impressions? Dory: Mmm-hmm. School of Fish: Okay, just like in rehearsal, gentlemen. [School takes form of swordfish] School of Fish: So, what are we? Take a guess. Dory: Oh, oh, I've seen one of those. School of Fish: I'm a fish with a nose like a *sword*. Dory: Wait, wait, umm... Marlin: It's a swordfish! School of Fish: Hey, clown boy! Let the lady guess. [Takes form of lobster] School of Fish: Where's the butter? Dory: Ooh! It's on the tip of my tongue... Marlin: [Coughing] Lobster! School of Fish: Saw that. Marlin: What? School of Fish: [Takes form of octopus] Lots of legs, swims in the ocean. Dory: Clam! School of Fish: Close enough. [Takes form of pirate ship] School of Fish: Oh, it's a whale of a tale, I'll tell you, lad... Dory: Oh, they're good.
(3 votes)
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[repeated line] Seagulls: Mine.
(3 votes)
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Marlin: There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber... [sees the mask] Marlin: Nemo! Chum: [laughing] Nemo! Ha ha! Nemo... I don't get it. Bruce: For a clown fish, he's not that funny.
(3 votes)
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Peach: [Darla taps madly on the tank glass trying to knock Peach off] Find a happy place! Find a happy place! Find a happy place!
(4 votes)
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Marlin: Now it's my turn. I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious. It's a fish we don't know. If we ask it directions, it could ingest us and spit out our bones. Dory: What is it with men and asking for directions? Marlin: I don't want to play the gender card right now. You want to play a card, let's play the "let's not die" card.
(3 votes)
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Nigel: Hi there. Sorry if I took a snap at you at one time. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat.
(2 votes)
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Marlin: Why didn't you tell me you could read? Dory: I can read? I can READ.
(2 votes)
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[Marlin and Dory are racing through the jellyfish forest. Marlin starts talking to himself] Marlin: So, we're cheating death now, that's what we're doing, and we're having fun at the same time, I can do this, just be careful... Dory: Yeah, be careful I don't make you cry when I win! Marlin: Oh I don't think so! Dory: Give it up old man, you can't fight evolution, I was built for speed! Marlin: The question is Dory, are you hungry? Dory: Hungry? Why? Marlin: 'Cause you're about to eat my bubbles!
(2 votes)
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Mr. Ray: Well, hello Nemo. Who's this? Nemo: Exchange student. Squirt: I'm from the EAC, dude. Mr. Ray: Sweet! Nemo, Squirt: Totally!
(1 vote)
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Gurgle: Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting place.
(1 vote)
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[looking at the mines] Dory: Hey, look, balloons. It is a party. Bruce: Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop.
(1 vote)
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Marlin: Hey. Guess what? Nemo: What? Marlin: Sea turtles? I met one, and he was a hundred and fifty years old. Nemo: Hundred and fifty? Marlin: Yup. Nemo: Oh. 'Cause Sandy Plankton said that they only live to be a hundred. Marlin: Sandy Plankton? You think I would travel the whole ocean and not know as much as Sandy Plankton? He was a hundred and fifty, not a hundred.
(1 vote)
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Marlin: You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Nemo.
(3 votes)
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Nemo: Hey dad! Maybe when I'm at school, I'll see a shark. Marlin: I highly doubt it. Nemo: Have how ever met a shark? Marlin: No, and I don't plan to. Nemo: How old are sea turtles? Marlin: Sea turtles? I don't know. Nemo: Sandy Plankton from next door, he says they live to be a hundred years old. Marlin: Well, if I ever meet a sea turtle I'll ask him, right after I'm done talking to the shark.
(2 votes)
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[the Tank Gang is watching the dentist] Deb: What have we got? Peach: Root canal, and by the looks of those X-rays, it's not going to be pretty. Bloat: Dam and clamper installed? Peach: Yep. [Dentist drills and patient screams] Peach: Now he's using the Schilder technique. Bloat: He's been favoring that one lately. He's using a Hedstrom file. Gurgle: That's not a Hedstrom file, that's a K-flex. Bloat: It has a teardrop cross section, clearly it's a HEDSTROM. Gurgle: No, it's a K-FLEX. Bloat: HEDSTROM. Gurgle: K-FLEX. Bloat: HEDSTROM. [inflates] Bloat: Oomp. There I go. I'll be over here. Deb: [sighs] I'll go deflate him.
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Nemo: I'm sorry I couldn't stop the... Gill: No, I'm the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that ocean, I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there. Nothing should be worth that.
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Marlin: [Inside the whale] I have to get out of here! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old sea turtles are!
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[Nemo is stuck in the fiter intake. The others are about to help him out when... ] Gill: Nobody touch him! Nobody touch him. Nemo: Can you help me? Gill: No. You got yourself in there, you can get yourself out. Deb: Ah, Gil... Gill: I just want to see if he can do it, Okay? Try alternating your left fin and your right fin. Nemo: I can't. I only have one fin. Gill: Hasn't stopped me. [Turns to show Nemo his broken fin] Gill: Now think about what you have to do. [Nemo wriggles out of the filter] Gill: Perfect.
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Gurgle: Whatever you do, don't mention D-A-R... Nemo: It's all right. I know who you're talking about. [Bloat smacks Gurgle upside his head]
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School of Fish: Oh and one more thing: when you come to this trench, swim through it, not over it. Dory: Trench. Through it, not over. I'll remember. [swimming to catch up with Marlin] Dory: Hey wait up there's something I gotta tell you. [sees the trench] Dory: Woah. Nice trench.
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Marlin: Now, what's the one thing we have to remember about the ocean? Nemo: It's not safe. Marlin: That's my boy.
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Nigel: [quietly] Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth... if you want to live. Marlin: Hop in your mouth, huh? And how does that make me live? Seagulls: Mine? Nigel: Because I can take you to your son. Marlin: Yeah, right. Nigel: No, I know your son. He's orange and has a gimpy fin on one side. Marlin: That's Nemo!
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Dory: Have you seen a clown fish swim by? It looks just like him. [points at Nemo] Nemo: But bigger. Crab: Yeah, I saw him, Bluey, but I'm not telling you where he went, and there's no way you're gonna make me. [Dory holds Crab out of water for the seagulls to see] Seagulls: Mine. Mine. Mine. Crab: Ahh! All right! I'll talk! I'll talk! He went to the fishing grounds!
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Gill: All right, gang, we have less than 48 hours before Darla gets here. This tank will get plenty dirty in that time, but we have to help it along any way we can. Jacques. Jacques: Oui. Gill: No cleaning. Jacques: I shall resist. Gill: Everybody else, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts. We're gonna make this tank so filthy the dentist will HAVE to clean it. [Bloat belches] Gill: Good work.
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Seagulls: Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Nigel: Oh would you just shut up? You're rats with wings.
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Chum: Dolphins. They think they're so cute. Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you.
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[Dory and Marlin are in pitch darkness looking for the mask] Dory: Ahh. Something's got me. Marlin: That's just me. Dory: Who are you? Marlin: [exasperated] Who am I? Who do you think? Dory: Are... are you my conscience? Marlin: [sighs] Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you? Dory: Eh, can't complain. Marlin: Good. Now, do you see anything? Dory: [angler fish's light approaches] Yes, I see... a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead?
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[after whale blows Marlin and Dory out] Marlin: THAAAANKKK YOUUUUU SIRRRRRRR. Dory: Wow. I wish I could speak whale...
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Marlin: ...and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?" [Everyone laughs]
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