Other Titles • Sweet Home Alabama • Melanie's Getting Married (2002) • Sweet Home Alabama - Liebe auf Umwegen (2002)
Quotes from Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
1
Melanie Carmichael: The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back.
(115 votes)
2
Young Melanie: What do you want to marry me for anyhow? Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.
(99 votes)
3
Earl Smooter: You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.
(77 votes)
4
Jake: [not recognizing Melanie in her sunglasses] Can I help you? Melanie Carmichael: Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce. Jake: Are you shittin' me? Melanie Carmichael: I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not "shitting" you.
(79 votes)
5
Melanie Carmichael: You dumb stubborn redneck hick.
(78 votes)
6
Lurlynn: You know he went up there? Melanie Carmichael: Who? Jake? Lurlynn: I'm not supposed to know but Clinton let it slip once. Melanie Carmichael: When? Lurlynn: About a year after you left. He told Clinton he'd never seen anything like it. He knew that it would take more than an apology to get you back. He'd have to conquer the world first. He's been trying ever since. Melanie Carmichael: That's why he kept sending the papers back.
(13 votes)
7
Jake: You can have roots and wings.
(9 votes)
8
Jake: Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid.
(6 votes)
9
[from trailer] Melanie Carmichael: Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.
(5 votes)
10
Jake: Whatever blows your dress up, darlin'. You go right ahead and spend your money. Melanie Carmichael: Oh, but darlin', I thought you said we should think of it as "our money." [Jake stops cold] Melanie Carmichael: Just a guess: The words *joint checking* are flashing in your head right now.
(5 votes)
11
Bobby Ray: Melanie? [referring to the male 'reporter' with Melanie] Bobby Ray: What are YOU doin' in the closet?
(4 votes)
12
Melanie Carmichael: And don't even pretend like you missed me. Jake: Oh, I missed you all right, but at this range, my aim is bound to improve.
(4 votes)
13
Jake: C'mon, I wanna show you something. Melanie Carmichael: I can't. Jake: Can't? Or won't? Melanie Carmichael: Both. Jake: The girl I knew used to be fearless. Melanie Carmichael: The girl you knew didn't have a life. Jake: Guess you better get on with it then.
(3 votes)
14
Jake: What the hell is this? Chick food? Melanie Carmichael: Light beer. Less calories.
(3 votes)
15
Melanie Carmichael: Can he swim? Jake: Doesn't look like it.
(2 votes)
16
Jake: The only reason I ain't signing is cause you've turned into some hoity toity yankee bitch and I'd like nothing better right now than to piss you off.
(2 votes)
17
Stella: You know for someone whose been holding onto something for so long, you're pretty quick to let it go. Jake: I can't control her, any more than I can control the weather.
(2 votes)
18
Melanie Carmichael: Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce.
(2 votes)
19
Andrew: You married your *cousin*?
(2 votes)
20
Melanie Carmichael: You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.
(2 votes)
21
Bobby Ray: Well, aren't you just a big fat liar.
(2 votes)
22
Bobby Ray: What'd I ever do to you? Melanie Carmichael: Oh, you didn't do anything to me, darlin'... or any other girl in town!
(2 votes)
23
Mayor Kate Hennings: What ever happened to responsible journalism?
(2 votes)
24
Mayor Kate Hennings: There is nothing wrong with poor people. I get elected by poor people.
(2 votes)
25
[after looking at divorce papers] Jake: I better have my lawyer take a look at these. I'm just a simple country boy. There's all kinds of big words in here I can't even pronounce. Hell, you might be takin' me to the cleaners for all I know.
(2 votes)
26
Mayor Kate Hennings: [after Melanie tells Andrew that she still loves Jake at the wedding] I've never met anyone so manipulative, so deceitful, and I'm in politics.
(2 votes)
27
Earl Smooter: Hey, you just squashed the state bird of Alabama.
(2 votes)
28
Bobby Ray: Woo-oo. You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup.
(2 votes)
29
Jake: Anybody think of anything in here that, uh, might bother Bobby Ray? Wade: Uh, Clinton's breath. Jake: You still the same Bobby Ray from last night? Bobby Ray: Last time I checked, yeah. Jake: [puts arm on shoulder] Well, then, let me buy you a drink. Bobby Ray: Well, you're really not my type, I mean... [laughter]
(2 votes)
30
Jake: Well, how about you say 'Hey there Jake, lookin' good. How's the family?' Melanie Carmichael: You expect me to say that you look good? What'd they run out of soap at the Piggly Wiggly since I left?
(2 votes)
31
Earl Smooter: Praise the Lord, the South has risen again.
(2 votes)
32
Frederick Montana: [looking at Jake's plane] Do we know... Mo?
(2 votes)
33
Lurlynn: It's funny how things don't turn out... Melanie Carmichael: ...It's funny how they do
(2 votes)
34
Melanie Carmichael: Like I could tip a cow BY MYSELF!
(2 votes)
35
Melanie Carmichael: [on her cell phone] I can't. I'm in Alabama. Tabatha Wadmore-Smith: [in New York] Oh... my God.
(2 votes)
36
Bobby Ray: We weren't aimin' for ya, but I doubt I woulda gone to your funeral.
(2 votes)
37
Melanie Carmichael: Bobby Ray it's not like that. Bobby Ray: No I'll tell you what it's not like. It's not like Jake's the only one you run out on.
(2 votes)
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