Other Titles • Maid in Manhattan • The Chambermaid (2002) • Made in New York (2002) • Untitled John Hughes (2000) • Uptown Girl (2002) • Manhattan Love Story (2003)
Quotes from Maid in Manhattan (2002)
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Marisa: Can you keep a secret? Caroline: Of course. Marisa: Good. So can I.
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Lionel: What we do, Miss Ventura, does not define who we are.
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Lionel: And although we serve them, we are not their servants.
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Ty: Ma, I hate to break it to you, but I don't think he's after your money. Marisa: I can't believe you just said that!
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Marisa: He's not part of our lives, but we wish him luck with his.
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Christopher: Let's go see the penguins!
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Jerry Siegel: Who the hell is she? Christopher: I'll tell you who she isn't. She isn't like anyone I've ever met before. And she isn't a phony. I'll make you a deal, wonder man. You want me at the benefit tomorrow night? Then get her to go, and I swear to God, I'll shake any part of Maddox's body you want me to. Deal? Jerry Siegel: Deal. All right. Sure. Okay.
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Jerry Siegel: What press are you affiliated with? Ty: I'm 10. Jerry Siegel: What about your parents, are they Democrat or Republican? Ty: What's the difference these days? Christopher: I love this kid. Jerry Siegel: What's not to love.
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Marisa: Look, you have to listen to me, I know you're used to getting your way. Christopher: Yeah, until I met you. Marisa: There's millions of women who are just dying for you to look their way. Christopher: [Laughing] Yeah? Then why are you making me work so hard?
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Christopher: You're beautiful. Marisa: So are you. Christopher: Thank you for being here. Marisa: I only came to tell you that this, you and me, can't go anywhere beyond this evening. It just can't. Christopher: Well, then, you should've worn a different dress.
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Marisa: Marisa Ventura. Housekeeping. Christopher: Chris Marshall. Candidate for Senate. I'd appreciate your vote. Marisa: We'll see.
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[Running after Marisa when she leaves a benefit early] Christopher: Caroline. Caroline. Caroline. Do you have somewhere else you have to be? Marisa: No, I just have to leave. Christopher: Well, I don't think you're leaving. I think you're running. And what I can't figure out is, are you running towards something you want? Or are you running away from something you're afraid to want? Marisa: Look, I've made so many mistakes already. I just don't want to make it worse. Christopher: You won't. I promise. Marisa: There's something you don't know, ok? Oh, God. How do I tell you this? Look, the first time that you saw me I was... Christopher: You were mesmerizing.
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Christopher: Do I look as stupid as you think I am? Jerry Siegel: No. No, I mean, you're not stupid. What, what are you talking about?
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Reporter: Mr. Marshall, what's your relationship with the Latin community? Jerry Siegel: Excellent! He speaks Latin... Spanish.
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[Meeting Marisa's son, Ty] Christopher: I'm Chris. Jerry Siegel: I'm bald and no one in particular.
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Marisa: The first time you saw me I was cleaning your bathroom floor! Chris: You expect me to introduce myself while I'm taking a leak?
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Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Did you hear about Christina? History after the first! Marisa: Christina, kitchen? Or Christina, assistant manager? Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: Christina, assistant manager. And you know what that means? Marisa: Yeah, it means someone else is gonna be bustin' my ass on the second.
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