Other Titles • Nightmare Vacation II (1988) • Das Camp des Grauens 2 (1988)
Quotes from Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)
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Phoebe: It turns out the killer was the shy 14 year old girl that everybody picked on. Only this girl, she wasn't really a girl. She was really a he. His aunt had been dressing him up like a girl ever since he was four years old. They found him naked on the beach holding the chopped off head of another camper. About 60 kids were killed and the camp had to be closed down. The End.
(25 votes)
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Ally: What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a pair of boobs before? Demi: Leave her alone, Ally, I mean she's only looking at that long black hair growing out of your left nipple.
(26 votes)
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Sean Whitmore: Angela... You're Angela Baker. The Angel of Death. You killed all those kids at Camp Arawack. I should have called you Peter. Angela: My name is Angela Johnson. How do you know so much about me? Sean Whitmore: My dad's a cop. He helped arrest you. Oh you should have heard him the day you got out. Angela: That's too bad. Wait 'til he hears what's happened to you.
(25 votes)
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Angela: Nice girls don't have to show it off.
(23 votes)
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Angela: I'm giving you one last chance Mare, we're sleeping out tomorrow night just say your sorry'. Mare: Never, I would rather die first Angela'.
(21 votes)
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Uncle John: I used to brag that every good kid in New York came here, but now I have trouble filling half the cabins with god knows who. Whatever happened to the good kids in the world? Angela: Don't say that Uncle John. There's still lots of good kids. We just have to weed out the bad.
(3 votes)
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Angela: Ooooh, I'm a happy camper, I love the summer sun. I love the trees and forest, I'm always having fun! Ooooh, I'm a happy camper, I love the clear blue sky, and with the grace of God, I'll camp until I die!
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[Talking about angela] Judd: Hey Molly, how do you put up with that bitch? Molly Nagle: She's not that bad. Demi: Come on Molly, you have to amit, she's alittle bit weird. Ally: Weird isn't the word for it. I think she's a dike. [guys start laughing] Ally: I'm totally serious.
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[the Shit sisters are mocking Angela's happy camper's song] Brooke: Oh, I'm a happy camper, I love the clear blue sky, but only when I'm shitfaced, so everyone get high! Oh, I'm a happy camper, I love to drink and fuck, and if you pay me money, on my titties you can suck.
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[Angela lured Ally into a trap] Angela: I didn't think you'll fall for it, you're dumber than I thought. Ally: Well you're more fucked up than I thought.
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Angela: [after stabbing Ally] Get up. Get up! Get in there. Get in the toilet! [shoves Ally into outhouse] Angela: What's down there? Angela: Answer me! Ally: Shit! Angela: That's right one of your favorite words. Do you mind if I borrow it for a moment? You've been a shitty friend and a shitty camper. What else is down there? Answer me! Ally: Piss! Angela: You've pissed away your good looks and God-given talent your whole life and turned it into nothing but a cynical dirty mouth waste of flesh! What else is down there? Ally: I dunno! Angela: Well, then, I guess you're just going to have to climb in and find out. Angela: Leeches, Ally! For a leech like you! Angela: You should have been the first to go.
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Ally: Here ya go, Lea. It'll keep your tits growing. Maybe you'll quit looking at mine.
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Lea: You're not supposed to give food away, I'm telling Ally.
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Ally: [after sex] That was great, thanks a lot. That was fun. Ally: Listen, you don't have AIDS or anything, do you? Rob Darrinco: No! Ally: Great! See ya!
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Angela: [leaving a cabin full of victims] Good night campers.
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Molly Nagle: Where is Ally? Angela: I dunno, probably fornicating.
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Charlie: Party hats at 5 o'clock!
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