Other Titles • Don't Open the Door (1982) • Sleepless Nights (1982) • The Slumber Party Murders (1982) • Slumberparty Massacre (1982) • The Overnight Massacre (1982)
Quotes from The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
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Trish Devereaux: Diane! You're a snob! Diane: Hey, only the best people are, you know?
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Trish Devereaux: Look, what do you have against Valerie, anyway? Diane: Nothing. She drinks too much milk.
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Jackie: What do all the guys see in Diane anyway? Trish Devereaux: She's beautiful. Jackie: I think she's got a big mouth. Kimberly Clarke: Hey, it's not the size of your mouth; it's what's in it that counts. Trish Devereaux: What I don't see is what she sees in John Minor. Kimberly Clarke: Maybe what we don't see. Trish Devereaux: Hey, it's not how big it is, remember? Jackie, Kimberly Clarke: It's what's in it that counts!
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Diane: Y'know, I think your tits are getting bigger. Various Girls: MINE?
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Diane: [in the middle of telling a story] The woman gets up her courage and she throws her baby down, and the guy catches it. The crowd is going crazy, and the guy goes [she imitates throwing something to the floor] Diane: "TOUCHDOWN!"
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[talking about the slumber party] Linda: I don't know if I can go. My mom's on my case about my grades. Jeff: Mine too, but I'll be there!
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Jeff: [to Neil] You know how girls love to scream.
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[there's a knock at the front door] Trish Devereaux: Who is it? Jackie: [from outside] We're here for the orgy. [there's scratching on the door, accompanied by heavy panting] Kimberly Clarke: [from outside] Let us in! Let us in! Hurry!
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Valerie: [to Courtney] It's too bad Mom and Dad didn't get a divorce before YOU were born. Courtney: I love you too.
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Jeff: [watching Kim change] I don't think I've been giving Kim the attention she deserves.
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[Jeff and Neil are watching the girls change through a window] Jeff: What'd we do to deserve this? Neil: We died and went to heaven.
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Jackie: [reading Diane's horoscope] "Your power with the opposite sex will get you ahead." Diane: Not too bad. Jackie: Depends on whose head.
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[Diane is talking on the phone with her boyfriend; the girls are downstairs listening on the other end] Diane: I love it too. You think I'm getting better? [downstairs, the girls break out in laughter, and Diane hears] Diane: I think our first amendment's been violated. Trish Devereaux: Not the word I would have chosen.
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Jeff: Can't you take a joke? Diane: Can't you get out of the third grade?
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[the girls are covering up the pizza guy's dead body] Kimberly Clarke: He's dead all right. So cold. Jackie: Is the pizza? [Jackie takes a slice of pizza] Jackie: Well life goes on after all and eating makes me feel best when I feel bad and boy do I feel bad. [she takes a bite of the pizza] Jackie: I feel better already. Really, I do.
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Russ Thorn: You're pretty. All of you are very pretty. I love you. It takes a lot of love for a person to... do this.
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