The Blue Raja: I'm a superhero, Mother. An effete British superhero.
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The Sphinx: We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.
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The Blue Raja: May the forks be with us.
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The Shoveller: We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.
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Mr. Furious: I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines.
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Monica: I don't find you threatening. Mr. Furious: Well, you're... kind. Monica: At all.
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The Shoveller: We're not your classic heros. We're the other guys.
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The Shoveller: God's given me a gift. I shovel well. I shove very well.
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The Bowler: [to her father's skull, after avenging his death] OK, now I'm going back to graduate school. That was the agreement.
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Mr. Furious: Right now I'm kinda like a powder keg.
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Mr. Furious: After all, I am a ticking time bomb of fury.
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The Sphinx: To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn.
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The Sphinx: You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.
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The Sphinx: He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.
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The Sphinx: You must be like wolf pack, not six-pack.
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The Shoveller: We fight crime. Call it what you will.
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[Invisible Boy becomes visible in front of everyone and he's naked] The Bowler: Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.
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Mr. Furious: Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt.
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Mr. Furious: You must've torn out the "Q" section in my dictionary, because I don't know the meaning of the word "quit".
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[Mr. Furious tries to balance a hammer on his head] Mr. Furious: Why am I doing this? The Sphinx: If you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack. Mr. Furious: And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet? The Sphinx: [looks at the watermelon on Mr. Furious' feet] I don't remember telling you to do that.
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Mr. Furious: Looks like tonight the lone wolf rides... alone
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Vic Weems: I'm a publicist, not a magician.
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The Bowler: There's another chicken. Crazy chicken world.
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The Sphinx: When you care what is outside, what is inside cares for you.
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[Commenting On The Disco Boy's arsenal] Mr. Furious: What? Guns? That's your power, you shoot guns? The Blue Raja: There's no theme at all here. Mr. Furious: Weak. The Blue Raja: At best. [They high-five each other] Mr. Furious: See, you've got a chain, I would at least make it a gold chain. [a Disco Boy wields a pipe] The Shoveller: And who are you, the Disco Plumber?
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[the heroes talk about hero recruits] The Blue Raja: Well, there's The Sphinx. Mr. Furious: Who? The Blue Raja: The Sphinx. The Shoveller: Yeah, I've heard of this guy. He's a big crime-fighter down south. Mr. Furious: What's his power? The Blue Raja: Well, he's terribly mysterious. Mr. Furious: That's his power, he's mysterious? The Blue Raja: He's TERRIBLY mysterious, actually. The Shoveller: Yeah, plus he can cut guns in half with his mind.
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[the Spleen is shot in the rear] The Spleen: I CAN'T FEEL MY ASS. I CAN'T FEEL MY ASS. Invisible Boy: Doe's your power still work? The Spleen: Uh-oh, weapons check. Pull my fingers. [Invisible Boy pulls. Spleen lets loose a wind of gas, wiping out an entire gang] The Spleen: It'll do.
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Mr. Furious: Rage... taking over... Casanova Frankenstein: Yes, yes, we've heard that before. Mr. Furious: No. Rage... REALLY taking over...
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Capt. Amazing: I knew you couldn't change. Casanova Frankenstein: I knew you'd know that. Capt. Amazing: Oh, I know that. AND I knew you'd know I'd know you knew. Casanova Frankenstein: But I didn't. I only knew that you'd know that I knew. Did you know THAT? Capt. Amazing: Of course.
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The Blue Raja: Am I to understand that you have inserted your father's skull in that ball for bowling? The Bowler: No, the guy at the pro shop did it.
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The Shoveller: We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering.
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Mr. Furious: What kinda crazy man blows up a crazy house?
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Roy's Boss: When are you going to tear down that jeep out there? Mr. Furious: Now we went through this yesterday. That "jeep" is actually an armored car of some kind. It was made to withstand bombs, I can't just rip it apart with a crowbar.
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Mr. Furious: I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open. Casanova Frankenstein: It is "Pandora." Mr. Furious: Please don't correct me, it sickens me.
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The Spleen: Hiya fellas. Word on the street is you're lookin' for superheroes.
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The Bowler: I would like to dedicate my victory to supporters of local music and those who seek out independent films.
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Mr. Furious: I just want to tell you that if I don't call you it's because I'm dead.
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[while trying to berate Mr. Furious/Roy] The Sphinx: You dress in the manner of a male prostitute.
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Mr. Furious: We're an elite cadr-cadrey... The Bowler: Cadre. The Shoveller: You're in.
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Lucille: If just one person vomits in my pool, I'm divorcing you. The Shoveller: That's fair.
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The Blue Raja: You're boy's a limey fork-flinger, Mother. What *will* the bridge club say? Blue Raja's mother: You need more forks?
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The Shoveller: If we had a billionaire like Lance Hunt as our benefactor... Mr. Furious: That's because Lance Hunt *IS* Captain Amazing The Shoveller: Don't start that *again*. Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing *doesn't* wear glasses. Mr. Furious: He takes them off when he transforms. The Shoveller: That doesn't make any sense, he wouldn't be able to see.
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[the Spleen walks to the Bowler making kissing noises and clicks tongue] The Bowler: There's not enough beer in the world Spleen, I'm sorry.
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The Bowler: See now, this is why mad scientists are generally less desirable than your common or garden variety scientist.
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Invisible Boy: I'm invisible. Can you see me? Rest of Mystery Men: YES.
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Mr. Furious: Okay, am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little bit formulaic? "If you want to push something down, you have to pull it up. If you want to go left, you have to go right." It's... The Sphinx: Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage... Mr. Furious: ...your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say. Right? Right? The Sphinx: Not necessarily.
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The Shoveller: So what do you say? Do we all gather together, and go kick some Casanova butt? Or do I eat this sandwich?
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The Shoveller: You're the master of cutlery. You can't throw a knife somtimes when someone's trying to kill me? The Blue Raja: No, I can't. You can't use a rake sometimes? The Shoveller: No, I'm the Shoveller. The Blue Raja: Well, I'm the Blue Raja. I'm not Stab Man. I'm not Knifey Boy. I'm the Blue Raja.
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Mr. Furious: Frack you later, Frankenpuss.
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Mr. Furious: That could work. I'm a loose cannon. I'm unpredictable. I stormed off, why can't I storm back? Monica: Or, you could just say you're sorry. Mr. Furious: Do you think there's a really angry way I can say I'm sorry?
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