Tommy: If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can go home with me. Crystal: What kind of deal is that, huh? I don't know it doesn't make sense to me. Tommy: It's a good deal. It's a good deal for me!
(27 votes)
2
Tommy: He's a little old man. Can't you take some of the wrinkles out? You've given birth to Mr. Magoo.
(24 votes)
3
Marie: You don't go to work every day. You go to a bar every day.
(25 votes)
4
Tommy: No, Jerry is allright. Saved my life once. Debbie: What, he was gonna kill you but he changed his mind?
(25 votes)
5
[About having another glass of whiskey] Vic: You're a weak man. Tommy: Yeah, I know. That's why I drink it straight. The ice cubes are too heavy.
(23 votes)
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[Tommy is immitating Marlon Brando from "On the Waterfront"] Tommy: I coulda been somebody, instead of just an ice cream truck driver, which is what I am, let's face it. Debbie: Who was that, Jerry Lewis? Tommy: Jerry Lewis? You thought that was Jerry Lewis?
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