Other Titles • Vampires • John Carpenter's Vampires • Vampire$ (1998) • John Carpenters Vampires (1999)
Quotes from Vampires (1998)
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Valek: Isn't it beautiful? Something you'll never forget? I know I won't.
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Jack Crow: You ever seen a vampire? Father Adam Guiteau: No I haven't. Jack Crow: No... Well first of all, they're not romatic. Its not like they're a bunch of fuckin' fags hoppin' around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, alright? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you fucking over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he's suckin' the blood outta your neck, alright? And they don't sleep in coffins lined in taffata. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his fuckin' heart. Sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters.
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Valek: For 600 years I have fed on your kind at will.
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Jack Crow: I killed my own father, padre. I got no trouble killing you.
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Jack Crow: Padre... I'm beginning to like you... so don't make me hurt you, OK? Just tell me what you know... I'll buy you a beer and get you laid. Come on. If you don't tell me, I'm gonna have to start cutting on ya. Father Adam Guiteau: No, you won't. You're a righteous man, Mr. Crow. Besides I serve a higher master than you. Any secrets I keep are to protect the church and its followers. Part of - Jack Crow: [grabs Father Guiteau and pins him to the wall] Open your mouth. Father Adam Guiteau: What? Jack Crow: Open your mouth. Ah, yeah. [shoves a towel in Guiteau's mouth] Jack Crow: Gimmie your hand. Jack Crow: [Jack cuts Giuteau's hand with his switchblade knife] Now listen to me, you fuck! My father kept a secret once. He got bit by a vampire. He kept it a secret from me and my mother. By the fifth day he was turning. That night he attacked my mother and then he came after me. I killed my own father, Padre. I got no trouble killin' you. Last chance. [Padre gasping] Jack Crow: Now open your motherfuckin' mouth. Father Adam Guiteau: No. Jack Crow: Open your fucking mouth! Then prepare - Father Adam Guiteau: No! [screaming] Jack Crow: What? Are you ready? Excuse me? What? Father Adam Guiteau: Valek-Valek is for an ancient relic, the Cross of Berseires!
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Jack Crow: [after interogating the padre and getting him to confess] Your a good man padre... welcome to the team. Father Adam Guiteau: [broken] May god forgive me.
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Montoya: [takes tape off Katrina's mouth; sighs] What's your name? Do you understand what's been happening to you? Katrina: [screams] Help me! Montoya: [grabs Katrina's head; puts her in strenghold; covers her mouth] Hey! HEY! Don't fuck with me, honey! I'll snap your neck like a twig! Now nod your head "Yes" or "No". Do you understand what's been happening to you? DO IT! [Katrina shakes her head as "No"] Montoya: All right. Now I'm going to explain it to you. First, I'm gonna take my hand off you mouth. You scream... [imitates neck snap; Katrina sobs] Montoya: Good. Now... what's your name? Katrina: Katrina. Montoya: Okay, Katrina. Here's the senario. [throws covers back on her] Montoya: I took off your clothes. I cleaned you up. I tied you down. I also saved your ass. You been bitten by a vampire. Do you remember the party back at the motel? Big guy, pointy teeth, real shitty breath? Don't worry. I'll all come back soon. A master vampire has a telepathic link to his victums, and your gonna help us find him. And while he's sleeping, we unleash on his. Your the bait honey. Sorry.
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Jack Crow: Let me just ask you one thing - after 600 years, how's that dick workin', pretty good?
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Father Adam Guiteau: A master vampire, able to walk in the sunlight, unstoppable. Unless we stop him.
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Jack Crow: Can I ask ya somethin, Padre? When I was kickin? your ass back there... you get a little wood? Father Adam Guiteau: What?
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Jack Crow: Valek is the original! The source of the disease! The first vampire created by the Catholic Church... Father Adam Guiteau: By accident... Jack Crow: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Jack Crow: Hey, Valek! Why don't you prove you can kick my ass! Come on, Untie me, you prick! Fucking pulse-smoking fashion victim!
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[Montoya checks out a Buick that pulls up] Man With Buick: Hey! Cowboy! Can I help you? Montoya: Yeah. I'm gonna borrow your car. [man opens mouth in disbelief] Montoya: Shhh... just say "Help yourself." Man With Buick: You want me to say *what*? Montoya: [pulling out a gun] Hey! [shouts] Montoya: Shut the fuck up or I'll blow your fucking teeth out the back of your head, asshole! Back off! Man With Buick: Uhh... help yourself, boy! Montoya: Much obliged, partner!
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Jack Crow: Let me ask you a question. When you were stabbing that vampire in there? Father Adam Guiteau: Yeah? Jack Crow: Did you get a little wood? Father Adam Guiteau: Mahogany. Jack Crow: Excuse me? Father Adam Guiteau: Ebony. Jack Crow: What? Father Adam Guiteau: Teak. Jack Crow: Are you possessed by demons? Father Adam Guiteau: Major Chubby. Jack Crow: Language, Padre, language!
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[a vampire has just snapped a metal cord that was being pulled by Montoya's jeep] Father Adam Guiteau: You didn't tell me they could do that! Jack Crow: I didn't *know* they could do that!
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