Mama: I've always said, "If you can't find a friend, make one."
(25 votes)
2
May: So many pretty parts and no pretty wholes.
(25 votes)
3
[Polly is making out with May] Polly: Do you feel weird doing this? May: I am weird. Polly: I love weird.
(23 votes)
4
[after watching Adam's cannibalism movie] Adam: So, what'd you think? May: It was sweet... I don't think she could've got his finger off in one bite, though. That part seemed a little farfetched.
(23 votes)
5
May: [to Suzy, the doll] I told you to face the goddamn wall!
(23 votes)
6
May: You don't think I'm weird? Adam: I do think you're weird. May: I knew that. Adam: I like weird. I like weird a lot.
(3 votes)
7
Polly: Maybe we can hang out, eat some melons.
(2 votes)
8
[May is hiding two dead bodies in a cooler] Woman on Street: Hey, you got any cold ones in there? May: Yes, I do.
(2 votes)
9
May: You have really beautiful legs. Ambrosia: I thought you said they were gams. May: Gams, stems, wheels... whatever.
(2 votes)
10
Polly: Do you like pussy? May: What? Polly: Cats. You like pussy cats?
(2 votes)
11
Polly: Shut up, hooker!
(3 votes)
12
Adam: Whatcha readin' about? May: Amputation. Adam: Is that for work? May: Nope. It's just for fun.
(3 votes)
13
Polly: You're funny. You want to watch me file?
(4 votes)
14
Foreign Doctor: Moy, I need a big scupel for German-a Shepherd surgery tomorrow!
(2 votes)
15
May: What are you making, Petey? Petey: An ashtray. May: You smoke? Petey: No. May: Then why are you making an ashtray? Petey: You smoke. May: Yes, I do. Petey: Then you can have it when I'm done.
(2 votes)
16
May: I need more parts.
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