Emily: Thackery Binx, what took thee so long? Thackery Binx: I'm sorry, Emily. I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle.
(11 votes)
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Winifred Sanderson: My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow's Eve, when the moon is a round, a virgin, will summon us from under the ground. Oh Oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine! [All three witches cackle]
(6 votes)
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Winifred Sanderson: WHY? Why was I cursed with such IDIOT sisters? Sarah: Just lucky, I guess.
(5 votes)
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Winifred Sanderson: What a fool to give up thy life for thy sisters.
(5 votes)
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[Sarah is pushed onto the "black river", but lands straight up] Sarah: 'Tis firm! 'Tis firm as stone! Winifred Sanderson: Why, it's a road!
(4 votes)
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Winifred Sanderson: You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one... on toast!
(3 votes)
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Billy Butcherson: Go to hell! Winifred Sanderson: Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.
(2 votes)
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Winifred Sanderson: Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!
(2 votes)
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Sarah: [singing in the sky] Come little children, I'll take thee away / Into a land of enchantment / Come little children, the times come to play / Here in my garden of magic.
(2 votes)
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Allison: Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends. Max: What about new boyfriends?
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Dani: You saved my life. Max: I had to. I'm your big brother. Dani: I love you, jerkface. Max: I love you, too.
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Max: This is the girl of my dreams. Dani: So take her to the movies like a normal person!
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Jay: You got any cash, Hollywood? Max: No. Ernie "Ice": Gee, we don't get any smokes from you. We don't get any cash. What am I supposed to do with my afternoon? Max: Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose. Jay: AH HA HA HA!
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Jay: Let's have a butt. Max: No thanks, I don't smoke. Ernie "Ice": They're very health conscious in Los Angeles.
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Max: Let's light this sucker and meet the old broads.
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Max: [Over P.A] Welcome to High School Hell. I'm your host, Boris Karloff, Jr. Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Jay: So, where're you from? Max: Los Angeles. [Jay and Ice look at him with confused looks] Max: ...L.A. Jay: [Finally getting it] Oh, dude! Ernie "Ice": Tubular.
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Master's Wife: Aren't you broads a little old to be trick or treating? Winifred Sanderson: We'll be younger in the morning. Master's Wife: Yeah sure, me too.
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Master's Wife: Okay that's it, party's over! Get out of my house! Master: Now, puddin' face... Master's Wife: Shove it, Satan! Sarah: Ooh. Thou mustn't speak to Master in such a manner. Master: They call me Master. Master's Wife: Wait 'til you see what I'm gonna call you.
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Master's Wife: Now, tart face, take your Clark bars and get out of my house! Winifred Sanderson: Make us. Master: Honeybunch... Master's Wife: Ralph, sic'em! [a small dog chases Winnie, Sarah and Mary out of the house]
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Jay: Oh man, how come it's always the ugly chicks that stay out late? Winifred Sanderson: [Winnie, Sarah and Mary stop, turn and glare at the boys] Chicks?
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Jenny: Hey, Max, how was school? Max: It sucked! Dave: Hey, watch your language. [Max goes upstairs and slams his bedroom door] Max: I can't believe you made me move here! Jenny: Hmm, he wasn't wearing any shoes. Dave: Must be some form of protest.
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Ernie "Ice": [Jay and Ice are locked in cages] Hollywood, help us out here! [Max Takes Ice's shoes] Max: Tubular. [Ice whimpers]
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Winifred Sanderson: We're just a couple of spinster ladies. Mary Sanderson: Spending a quiet evening at home. Sarah: Sucking the lives out of little children! [Winifred chokes Sarah]
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Max: You've messed with the great and powerful Max! Now you must suffer the consequences! I'm going to summon the burning rain of death! Winifred Sanderson, Sarah, Mary Sanderson: [murmuring together] The burning rain of death? Max: [lights lighter] Winifred Sanderson: Look, he makes fire in his hand. Max: [raises lighter to sprinkler, and the spreads out his arms wide] Winifred Sanderson: It's the burning rain of death! Come you fools! [pulls them off to the side]
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Voice of Thackery Binx: [after being run over by a city bus] I hate it when that happens...
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Dani: Next year we go trick or treating as Wendy and Peter Pan [staring at max straight in the eye] Dani: with tights or its no deal.
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Allison: I like your costume, Dani. Dani: Thank you! I really like yours too. Of course, I couldn't wear anything like that because I don't have any - what do you call them, Max? Yabbos? [Max nearly spits out the cider he's drinking] Dani: Max likes your yabbos... in fact, he loves them!
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Winifred Sanderson: Don't you see? All Hallow's Eve has turned into a night of fun where children dress up in costumes and run amuck! Sarah: Amuck! [dances around] Sarah: Amuck, amuck, amuck, amuck, amuck - [Winnifred punches Sarah in the stomach] Sarah: Ugh!
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Dani: It's a full moon tonight. That's when all the weirdos are out.
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Little Angel: [to the Sanderson sisters] Bless you! [the sisters scream]
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