Other Titles • The Rundown • Welcome to the Jungle • Call of the Wild • Helldorado
Quotes from The Rundown (2003)
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Harvey: Never met an American who didn't like guns.
(511 votes)
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[Beck & Travis are paralyzed from eating a jungle fruit] Beck: Oh Shit. Travis: What? What? What? Beck: Monkey. Monkey. Travis: Monkey where? Get him away from me. Beck: Get out of here Monkey. Travis: Get out of here Monkey. Beck: Get out of here Monkey. Travis: Oh no. Beck: I hate this place. I hate penis eating minnows and I hate freaky fruit. I want to go home, I want concrete, I want home made tortellini. I want my Los Angeles Lakers. I want to go home, I want to go home, I want to go home. Get out of here Monkeys.
(84 votes)
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Declan: Boom Shaga-laga-tada!
(93 votes)
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[Beck is being "humped" by a monkey] Travis: Establish dominance. Establish dominance.
(70 votes)
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Travis: I'm just saying that whatever my father is paying you, I will double it. Beck: No. Travis: I'll quadruple it. Beck: No. Travis: I'll double it and quadruple it. Beck: No. Travis: You're being unreasonable.
(59 votes)
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[asking to pee] Travis: Come on. Don't make it weird.
(3 votes)
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Beck: When I'm a guest in another man's house, I don't reach into his refrigerator without asking permission.
(2 votes)
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Mariana: I'd offer you a beer, but it seems you blew up my bar.
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[Travis keeps trying to hit Beck] Beck: You done beatin' me up? Let's go.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger: Have fun.
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Travis: Let me get this straight - you never use guns? Beck: No. Travis: Never. Beck: Never. Travis: What if your best friend was gonna die, you wouldn't pick up a gun? Beck: No guns. Travis: Santa Claus would pick up a gun to save his best friend. Beck: Do I look like Santa Claus? Do I look like Santa Claus to you? Travis: What do you say? Guns make you whooh-poco-loco? Bang-bang-crazy? Beck: I pick up guns, bad things happen to people. I don't like that. Travis: What kind of things? Beck: Very bad things, Travis. Walk. Travis: What about knives? Beck: Move.
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[Beck is fighting one of the rebels and losing] Travis: What is that? That's like spinning Tarzan jujitsu?
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[suggesting a name for a "new" flower] Travis: I can only think of one word... that fits something so beautiful. Mariana Mariana: How much do you want?
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Travis: You don't understand the situation. Beck: You borrowed money from the wrong people. You shot the wrong guy. You slept with the wrong guy's wife. I-don't-care. Your mistake.
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[on the phone with his boss, before collecting from Knapmiller] Beck: It's me. Oh yeah, he's here. But there's a problem, he's got the entire offensive line here. That's right, the entire offensive line. Why don't we just do this another night? Listen, they've got a legitimate shot at repeating this year, I do not want to hurt them.
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[first lines] Emeril Lagasse (on radio): I just love mushrooms. One of my favorites, or as I call it, "the king of mushrooms," is the porcini. Now stop right there. Don't be alarmed. There's a lot of confusion in this country between porcini, the Italian name, and cèpes, which is the French name. They're fat and they're earthy. Now the porcini is most often seen dried here in this country. And they would always be labeled "dried porcinis," not "dried cèpes." OK? They are very, very, very flavorful.
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Beck: [Beck picks up walkie talkie] Mr Hatcher, you out there? Hatcher: [Hatcher presses reply button in main control room] What can I do for you Mr Beck? Beck: I have no desire to fight with you or your men. For that reason you have two options. Option A, you leave the Gato and the girl, and you walk out of town no questions asked. Hatcher: What's option B? Beck: Option B? I make you. Hatcher: [laughs] [other henchmen start laughing] Hatcher: [presses reply button, so that Beck hears them laughing at him] Beck: [slowly shakes head] Wrong choice. [knocks out video camera] Hatcher: Lock down the town
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Hatcher: I suppose now we have a conversation where you enlighten me. How many more of you are out there? Enlighten me. Where are the rest of your compadres? Enlighten me.
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[Beck meets Swenson armed with whips] Swenson: You should've kept the gun.
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Hatcher: That's not the way to do business.
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Travis: You're dead. You're so dead.
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Hatcher: I want hunting parties. Small ones. Find them. Find them.
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Travis: For what its worth, I hope you enjoy the fall. Beck: What fall? Travis: This fall...
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Hatcher: I feel like a little boy who's lost his first tooth, put it under his pillow, waiting for the tooth-fairy to come. Only two evil burglars have crept in my window, and snatched it, before she could get here... Wait a second, do you understand the CONCEPT of the tooth-fairy? Explain it to them... Wait. She takes the god damned thing, and gives you a quarter. They've got my tooth. I want it back.
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Hatcher: You're dead already. You just don't know it.
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Hatcher: Don't rock the boat.
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Travis: Have you ever heard of the Gato du Diabo? It's a priceless object, forged out of pure gold. It's worth millions. Beck: I thought you said it was priceless. Travis: You do not want to argue semantics with a PhD candidate. Beck: PhD? Travis: Yeah, I am very close to being Dr. Travis Walker. Beck: You dropped out of Stanford after two semesters, Einstein.
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Hatcher: Don't make waves.
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[after witnessing Beck beat up his henchmen] Hatcher: Wow.
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Beck: I need you to make a choice for me. Travis: What choice? Beck: Option A or Option B. Option A: we walk out of here nice and easy, we go back to the airstrip, and then we begin our long journey back to Los Angeles. There'll be no bruises, no broken bones, and no problems. Travis: What's in Los Angeles? Beck: Your father. Travis: What's Option B? Beck: Pretty much the opposite of A. But I wouldn't recommend that one.
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Beck: Knapmiller, you have two choices. Option "A," you give me the ring. Option "B," I *make* you give me the ring.
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Beck: You're threatening me? You're threatening me with pee?
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Declan: He caught up with poor Mariana in the jungle and relieved her of her artifact. Travis: What'd you say? Declan: I said [speaking slowly] Declan: "he relieved her of her artifact." It's a word in the English language: "Art-i-fact."
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Hatcher: You reached into the wrong refrigerator, Mr. Beck.
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[Manito says something in Portugese] Mariana: Manito wants to know who you think would win a fight between Mike Tyson and Muhammed Ali. Beck: Ali, hands down. [Manito says something in Portugese] Mariana: He says, what about Tyson's power? Beck: Shit. Tell him Ali would have done to Tyson what he did to Foreman in Africa. Manito: Ah, Rumble. Rumble in the Jungle. Beck: Tell him Ali was too smart. Mariana: [translates into Portugese] Beck: Too smart, too fast. He would have used his jabs, bam, bam. He would have danced, played with his mind. Before you know it, bam. left to the body, bam. right to the head. Down goes Tyson. Manito: Float like butterfly. Beck: Sting like bee.
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Beck: I'm looking for a man. Mariana: What's your type? [Travis comes out of the bathroom and walks toward the door] Beck: His name's Travis Walker. [Travis stops behind Beck, and slowly turns around] Beck: [without turning around] He's in his twenties, he's got sandy hair, a beard, wearing a blue shirt and jeans, right now he's got a real bewildered look on his face.
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Harvey: [about Beck] Somebody just shoot him.
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Beck: I paid you. Hatcher: Well, fortunately, I had my fingers crossed the whole time.
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