[Lyle isn't answering Charlie's calls] Handsome Rob: He only answers to "The Napster" now, Charlie Charlie Croker: Oh, no. I am not calling you The Napster. Lyle: Why not? You call him Left Ear. Left Ear: Well, I am. Lyle: And him Handsome Rob. Charlie Croker: Well, that's because he is Handsome Rob!
(15 votes)
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John Bridger: How are you? Charlie Croker: [shrugging] I'm fine. John Bridger: Fine? You know what "fine" stands for, don't you? Charlie Croker: Unfortnately, yeah. John Bridger: Freaked out... Charlie Croker: Insecure... John Bridger: Neurotic... Charlie Croker: And Emotional. John Bridger: You see those pillars over there? Charlie Croker: [looks behind him and sees the pillars] What about them? John Bridger: That's where they used to string up thieves who felt fine. Charlie Croker: After you.
(9 votes)
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[introducing Stella to his partners] Charlie Croker: That's Lyle. He's my computer genius. You know he's who really invented Napster? At least that's how Lyle tells it. Said Shawn Fanning was his roommate in college and stole his idea. I think it's his first time riding that bike, though. Lyle: Hey. [Lyle falls over] Charlie Croker: You okay? Lyle: Yeah. [a car drives up] Charlie Croker: That's Left Ear. Demolition and explosives. When he was ten, he put one too many M-80s in the toilet bowl... lost the hearing in his right ear. He's been blowing stuff up ever since. [a car zooms in from behind Charlie and Stella] Charlie Croker: Handsome Rob. Premier wheel man. Once drove all the way from Los Angeles just so he could set the record for longest freeway chase. You know he got 110 love letters sent to his jail cell from women who saw him on the news?
(10 votes)
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Stella: I trust everyone. It's the devil inside them I don't trust.
(9 votes)
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Steve: You blew the best thing you had going for you. You blew the element of surprise. [Charlie punches Steve] Charlie Croker: Surprised?
(7 votes)
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Stella: You know this was never about the gold. Steve: What ever helps you sleep at night sweetheart. [Stella punches Steve]
(1 vote)
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Charlie Croker: You've got no imagination. You couldn't decide what to do with all that money, so you had to get what everybody else wanted.
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Lyle: I am The Napster.
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Lyle: And then he's just the media darling... He's on the cover of all the magazines, I should of been on the cover of wired magazine. you know what he said? he said he named it Napster because it was his nickname because of the nappy hair under the hat. But he, It's because I was NAPPING when he STOLE it from me. He didn't even graduate. Handsome Rob: I think it's time to move on, don't you? They shut him down, I wish they would do the same to you.
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Lyle: You'll never shut down the real Napster.
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Left Ear: This dude got dogs. I don't do dogs... I had a real bad experience, man. Charlie Croker: What happened? Left Ear: I had. A bad. Experience. Damn it. I'M deaf.
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Stella: I don't go out with strange men. I just met you 5 minutes ago. Steve: What, I'll just have to sabotage my cable till we get to know each other better?
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Skinny Pete: If there's one thing I know, it's never to mess with mother nature, mother in-laws and, mother freaking Ukrainians.
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Steve: What the fuck happened to my truck?
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John Bridger: You know, Charlie, there are two kinds of thieves in this world: those who steal to enrich their lives, and those who steal to define their lives. Don't be the latter. Makes you miss out on what's really important in this life. Charlie Croker: What are you talking about, John? You've been a good father. John Bridger: Sitting in prisons doesn't make you a good father. I spent half my kid's life in prison. Don't get to be my age with nothing but this, Charlie. Find somebody you want to spend the rest of your life with, and hold onto her forever.
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Lyle: [after realizing how much money they have stolen] Woo. Yeah. [pauses] Lyle: I got the Holy Spirit... get on it... it's a good train.
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Charlie Croker: Don't you want to see what's inside? Stella: Absolutely.
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Cop: Don't you want to look inside? Stella: I never look inside.
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[Lyle is impersonating Handsome Rob and the cable girl] Lyle: [as Handsome Rob] 'Ello, I'm Handsome Rob, what's your name? Lyle: [as girl] My name's Becky. Buts its uh, written on my shirt. Lyle: [as Handsome Rob] Look, I'm gonna need your shirt and your truck. Lyle: [as girl] Okay. Would you like my virginity as well? Lyle: [as Handsome Rob] If it's on the menu. Lyle: [as Handsome Rob] You're not too bright are you? Lyle: [as girl] No. Lyle: [as Handsome Rob] Perfect.
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[about John] Charlie Croker: Just because he was around me more doesn't mean he wasn't thinking about you. Stella Bridger: [Sniffling] It would be nice if it were true. Charlie Croker: It is true. He always regretted not having been a better father to you, Stella. Stella Bridger: How do you know that? Charlie Croker: Because he told me.
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John Bridger: I'm sending you something. Stella Bridger: Does it smell nice? John Bridger: No. But it's sparkly. Stella Bridger: Does it come with a receipt?
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Charlie Croker: A police boat can get from the station to our position in seven. That means you've got four minutes to work your magic. John Bridger: Now, you told me ten and you said that I would have five. Charlie Croker: When? [John smiles] Charlie Croker: Do not be messing with me right now. I will kick your ass.
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Lyle: [seeing the name "Becky" on the cable-girl's uniform; specifically on her left breast] Becky, huh? Wonder what she calls the other one... Handsome Rob: And it's such a mystery why you don't have a girlfriend, Lyle.
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Handsome Rob: Come on, Charlie. They were at the same college at the same time. Charlie Croker: Why are you encouraging this?
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[Timing the getaway to Union Station] Handsome Rob: It's either bad traffic, peak traffic, slit-your-wrist traffic... you've got an average of 32 minutes and a top time of 50. But if we had green lights all the way, we could do it in 14 minutes.
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Lyle: You want all greens? 'Cause, ah, 'cause you got 'em. [chuckles] Charlie Croker: What have you got? Lyle: Welcome to L.A.'s Automated Traffic Surveillance and Control Operations Center. See, they use video feeds from intersections and specifically designed algorithms to predict traffic conditions, and thereby control traffic lights. So all I did was come up with my own... kick ass algorithm to sneak in, and now we own the place. Charlie Croker: You want to do a dry run? Lyle: [singsong] I thought you'd never ask.
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Mashkov: [as Mashkov's men are taking him away, Steve's panicking] Steve: Don't shoot me! Mashkov: Shoot you? I'm not going to shoot you. No, I'm going to take you to my work. I have some machinery that you will be very interested in.
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Lyle: [to Handsome Rob about Charlie's feelings for Stella, in an accent] What, you theenk he's meexing beesness with plezore?
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Wrench: [upon first seeing Stella] Whoa, whoa whoa! I don't think we've been properly introduced. I'm Wrench. Stella: [slapping a wrapped hoagie into his outstretched hand] Ham and cheese. Wrench: Oh, that's cold.
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Stella Bridger: What did you do to your hand? Charlie Croker: I punched Steve. Stella Bridger: Well, why do you get to punch him and I don't? Charlie Croker: Because those hands are way too valuable.
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[as they are dangling from under the road way, after Left Ear's gotten all the explosives in place, and is about to insert the detonater] Left Ear: Just give me a minute. Charlie Croker: [impatiently] NOW? Left Ear: I'm about to insert this detonator tube, and if the brass touches the sides, you and I will be the last people each of us will see. Charlie Croker: Take all the time you need. Left Ear: [after a pause] Hey, Charlie? Charlie Croker: What? Left Ear: I love you, man. Charlie Croker: I love you too.
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Stella: I want to see the look on that man's face when his gold is gone. He stole my father from me, I'm stealing this.
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Stella: [teasing Handsome Rob] What... you couldn't get through traffic?
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Steve: How about dinner? Stella: You ask your last cable repair guy out to dinner? Steve: No. But he had a handlebar mustache and weighed like 300 pounds.
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Lyle: Nice car. Sorry Rob.
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Charlie Croker: Me? I've been a thief since I had baby teeth.
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Actor Reharsing in Car: Turn in your badge and your weapon. I don't want to see you anywhere near this investigation. [Drinks from an imaginary cup and then pretends to crush the cup] Actor Reharsing in Car: Crush
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Left Ear: We're in Italy, speak English.
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Steve: Take your hands off the wheel! Don't even think about it, just do it!
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