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Quotes from Bringing Down the House (2003)
Peter Sanderson: You are such an ass... [drinks water] Peter Sanderson: ... set to this company.
Ashley: [to Peter, about Charlene] What is she doin' here? Charlene Morton: Oh, get used to it, twiggy; you're gonna be seein' a lot more of me around here! Ashley: [to Peter, about Charlene] Not without a broom in your hand. Charlene Morton: If I HAVE a broom, it's only cuz I'm here to sweep up the white trash! Ashley: Save it for the Y.M.C.A, Jemimah. Charlene Morton: Bitch! I will kick the bulimia outta yo' ass! Ashley: Back off, Shaniquah!
Mrs. Kline: We have to brush your hair differently. You look like a fag.
Howie Rottman: I'd like to dip you in Cheez Wiz and spread you all over a Ritz cracker, if I'm not being too subtle. Charlene Morton: Boy, you some kinda freaky! Howie Rottman: Oh, you have no idea. You got me straight trippin', boo!
Georgey Sanderson: Dad, what's a rack? Peter Sanderson: It's a country.
Peter Sanderson: I message for you. Howie says, 'The cool points out the window and you got him all twisted up in the game.' Charlene Morton: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Charlene Morton: Pretend I'm your wife. Talk dirty to me. Peter Sanderson: Um, okay... I wanna kiss you A LOT! Charlene Morton: No no no! Dirtier... Peter Sanderson: I wanna give you - an aromatherapy massage! Charlene Morton: Try harder! Peter Sanderson: I wanna have SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with... Charlene Morton: I give up!
Mrs. Arness: [to Charlene] Oh, just one moment... you know, there's a lovely, sad, Negro spiritual... [Sarah chokes on her food] Mrs. Arness: Ivy's brother used to... uh, are you all right? [Sarah nods weakly and takes a sip of her drink] Mrs. Arness: Anyway, Ivy's brother used to sing this when he came in from the tobbaco fields... [begins to sing] Mrs. Arness: Mmmm..."Mama, is master going to sell us tomorrow? Yes, yes, yes! Mama, is master going to sell us tomorrow? Yes, yes, yes! Mama... is master going to sell ME to-mor-or-or-row..."
Mrs. Kline: Those latin people that were skulking around here earlier... Peter Sanderson: Oh, they were looking at that house down the street. Mrs. Kline: Casing it? Peter Sanderson: No, no, they were looking to buy. Mrs. Kline: Oh, please. If those people are on this block and not holding a leaf blower... Peter Sanderson: We'll talk more about this later, Mrs. Kline!
Charlene Morton: I kicked it off the heezy and bounced... fo' real, tho! Peter Sanderson: What did you just say?
Mrs. Kline: Mr. Sanderson! Is everything okay? I thought I heard Negro!
Peter Sanderson: Ashley! Who are you doing here?
Howie Rottman: Do me a favor, precious: don't ever scare me like that again, or I'm gonna give you a nasty spankie... if I'm not being too subtle! Charlene Morton: [smiles] He's such a damn freak!
Peter Sanderson: Charlene, what is this particular taste? It's familiar, yet... what is it, some sort of an herb, like sage? Charlene Morton: Naw... it's more like a milk of mint. Peter Sanderson: Well, whatever it is, the taste is explosive! Charlene Morton: Well, good then! Enjoy!
Mrs. Arness: I do believe I'm stoned.
Peter Sanderson: Sarah is going places! [Charlene looks out the window to see Sarah sneaking out and getting into a car with a boy] Charlene Morton: Oh, she's going places alright.
Aaron: Hey, hey, hey. Watch the seats. No, I'm serious. It's leather.
[guns fired] Mrs. Arness: Pussies
Ashley: Compliments of Tae-Bo: 2 hours a day 5 days a week Charlene Morton: Compliments of the hood: 24 hours a day all my life!
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