Other Titles • What a Girl Wants • American Girl • London Calling
Quotes from What a Girl Wants (2003)
1
Libby Reynolds: I love you a million Swedish Fish. Daphne Reynolds: I love you a million red M&M's.
(62 votes)
2
[talking about Daphne] Armistead's friend: I'd let her dump tea in my harbor anytime.
(57 votes)
3
Glynnis Payne: Now Daphne, we don't want to make a scene now, do we? Libby Reynolds: Take your hand off my daughter or you won't get a scene, you'll get a Broadway Musical!
(56 votes)
4
Jocelyn Dashwood: No hugging dear. I'm British, we only show affection to dogs and horses.
(54 votes)
5
Daphne Reynolds: [to Clarissa] My evil step sister, you've seen Cinderella, right, let me clue you in, I win.
(52 votes)
6
Glynnis Payne: Oh put a cork in it Clarissa. Clarissa: Maybe someone should've put a cork in it seventeen years ago.
(2 votes)
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Daphne Reynolds: Every year I would wish if that I was good enough you would come and find me.
(2 votes)
8
Clarissa: Oh very you, lovely. So Henry asked us to give to give you a few pointers, didn't he? Well, Pointer number 1 go home, mother and I belong here and it's quite clear you just don't fit in. And Pointer number 2 while you're packing, keep your grimy little yanky paws off Armistead Stuart, he's mine. Daphne Reynolds: If you take your nose out of the air for one second you'll see you're designer, I'm vintage. You've got a mansion, I've got a five floor walkup. You're a snotty little miss cranky pants and I go with the flow, so why would you ever think for one second that I'd ever have the same taste in guys. So here's a little pointer for you. Get over yourself and stop trying to be my daddy's little girl because I'm not going anywhere.
(1 vote)
9
Glynnis Payne: Darling we have to get Lubby here an escort. Daphne Reynolds: It's Libby, and why doesn't he just ask her himself.
(1 vote)
10
Daphne Reynolds: It's bigger than our entire apartment and the Chinese restaurant downstairs and the dry cleaner down the street, it makes the white house look like a McDonalds.
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11
Glynnis Payne: I know my daddy was naughty, but what about me?
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12
Henry Dashwood: Remember when I told you how groovy I used to be?
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Clarissa: That girl is totally barbaric!
14
Henry Dashwood: I'm sorry, I... Libby Reynolds: Do you think I've waited 17 years for an apology?
15
Clarissa: I will, absolutely, [hangs up phone] Clarissa: not.
16
Henry Dashwood: You like Co-co Puffs? Daphne Reynolds: It's chocolate! Need I say more?
17
Daphne Reynolds: I had you down as an all bran man.
18
Glynnis Payne: Darling, darling, all I'm saying is before we let this hypothetical daughter blow your political career out of the water, we might at least consider doing some checking up on her. Henry Dashwood: Now, checking up for what? Glynnis Payne: I don't know... criminal record, blood type, triple sixes on her skull. Henry Dashwood: Glynnis, she has a birth certificate, she has my photograph and she has my eyes.
19
Henry Dashwood: I'm not explaining this very well am I. Daphne Reynolds: No, not really. But I'm having fun watching you try.
20
Henry Dashwood: I hope you find you sleeping arrangements conducive to... Daphne Reynolds: Henry, all it takes is sweet dreams.
21
Daphne Reynolds: Hey! What are you doing here? Ian: You know, just another one of my glamourous jobs. Daphne Reynolds: Oh.
22
Clarissa: [after Daphne walks out in fashion show] Holy poo on toast.
23
Clarissa: Seems you had a better time in Morocco than you let on.
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