Dodo: If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead, then doom on you. Other Dodos: [chanting] Doom on you. Doom on you. Doom on you. Doom on... Manfred: Get away from me.
(44 votes)
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Sid: For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me. Diego: I don't eat junk food.
(38 votes)
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Sid: Can I hang out with you? Manfred: Sure! Climb on my back and let's go! Sid: Really? Manfred: No.
(38 votes)
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Sid: Hey, what's your problem? Manfred: You are my problem. Sid: Well, I think you're stressed, and that's why you eat so much. I mean, it's hard to get fat on a vegan diet. Manfred: I'm not fat. It's all this hair. It makes me look poofy. Sid: Fine. You have fat hair, but when you're ready to talk, I'm here.
(33 votes)
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Diego: Is its nose dry? Sid: That means there's something wrong with it. Diego: Someone should lick it, just in case.
(34 votes)
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Manfred: Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies. Sid: So? Manfred: So, if he poops, where does it go? Sid: [pause] Humans are disgusting.
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Sid: I don't know about you guys but we are the weirdest herd I've ever seen.
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Sid: From now on, you'll have to refer to me as 'Sid - Lord of the Flame'. Manfred: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire.
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Sid: From now on, I'm gonna call you 'Diego... Diego: ...Lord of Touch Me and you're Dead.
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Diego: Where's the baby... there he is. Where's the baby... there he is. Manfred: Stop it. You're scaring him.
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Manfred: Hey look at that. Dinner and a show.
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Manfred: Diego, spit that out. You don't know where it's been.
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Dodo: This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age. Sub arctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years. Manfred: So you got three melons?
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Diego: I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
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Glypyo#1: Well, why don't they call it The Big Chill? Or The Nippy Era? I'm just sayin', how do we know it's an Ice Age? Glypyo#2: Because... of all... [shouting] Glypyo#2: the ice.
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[repeated line] Scrat: Aaaahhhh.
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Sid: Look, the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope [pause] Sid: with their teeth. Diego: Come on Sid, let's play tag. You're it.
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Manfred: If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful.
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Manfred: I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.
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Manfred: Let's get something straight, ok? There's no "we". There never was a "we". In fact, without "me", it wouldn't even be a "you".
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[on Sid's clumsy attempts to scale a cliff] Manfred: You're an embarrassment to Nature. Ya know that?
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Sid: I bet he's hungry. Manny: How 'bout some milk? Sid: Ooh, I'd love some. Diego: Not you. The baby. Sid: Well, I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal. Diego: You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthing off, aren't... Manny: Enough.
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[last lines] Sid: You know? This whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? A global warming. Diego: Keep dreaming. Sid: No really...
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Diego: Save your breath Sid, you know humans can't talk.
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Sid: Awww, the big, bad Tigey-Wigey gets left behind. Poor Tigey-Wigey. Manfred: Sid, Tigey-Wigey's gonna lead the way. Sid: Uh, Manny, can I talk to you for a second? Manfred: No. The sooner we get to Glacier Pass, the sooner I get rid of Mr. Stinky Droolface. And the baby, too. Diego: You won't always have Jumbo around to protect you. And when that day comes, I suggest you watch your back... 'cause I'll be chewing on it. Manfred: Hey, human-tracker. Up front where I can see you.
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[passing a Stonehenge-like structure] Manfred: Modern architecture. It'll never last.
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Manfred: Check for poop. Sid: Why am I the poop-checker? Manfred: Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't. [pause] Sid: Why else? Manfred: NOW, SID.
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Sid: Uh, Manny, can I have a word with you? Manfred: No. The sooner we get to Glacier Pass, the sooner I get rid of Mr. Stinky Droolface. And the baby, too. Diego: You won't always have Jumbo around to protect you. And when that day comes, you better watch your back... 'cause I'll be chewing on it.
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Female Sloth #1: He's not much to look at, but it's so hard to find a family man these days. Female Sloth #2: All of the sensitive ones get eaten.
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Sid: Well, I think mating for life is stupid. I mean, there's plenty of Sid to go around.
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Frank: Hey, do the world a favor! Move your issues off the road! Manfred: If my trunk was that small, I wouldn't call attention to myself.
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Manfred: What are you doing, just toss it on the ledge! [the baby lands on the edge, and crawls away] Sid: Shouldn't we see if they've found him? Manfred: Good idea! [Throws a protesting Sid up after the baby] Sid: Don't spear me! [looks around] Sid: Ooohhh, this is a problem... Manfred: Now what? [sees the abandoned campsite] Manfred: Oh, that's perfect!
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Sid: They migrated without me. They do this every year.
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Sid: Slalom, baby!
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Dodo #1: Prepare for the Ice Age! Dodo #2: Protect the dodo way of life! Dodo #3: Survival separates the dodos from the beasts!
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Diego: Maybe we shouldn't do this. Sid: Why not? Diego: If we save it, he will grow up to be a hunter, and who do you think he will hunt? Sid: Maybe because we saved him, he won't hunt us. Diego: And maybe it will grow fur and a long, skinny neck and call you "mommy".
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Zeke: Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! I can't wait to get my paws on that mammoth. Soto: Nobody touches the mammoth until I get that baby. Zeke: First I will slice its hindquarters in sections. I'll put the white meat on one pile, and the dark meat on another. Saber-Toothed Tiger: Hey, knock it off! I'm starving! Zeke: Next, the shoulders. Occasionally tough, but extremely juicy. Saber-Toothed Tiger: I said knock it off!
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Manfred: Look at you. Some great predator you'll grow up to be. I don't think so. What do you have? Just a little patch of fur. No fangs, no claws. You're just folds of skin wrapped in... mush. What's so threatening about you?
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Sid: This is great. Two bachelors knocking about in the wild. Manfred: No, you just want a bodyguard so you don't become somebody's side dish. Sid: You are a very shrewd mammal. Okay, big guy, you lead the way, uh... I didn't catch the name. Manfred: Manfred. Sid: Manfred? Yuck, man. How about Manny the moody mammoth? Manny the melancholy? Manny the... Manfred: Stop following me.
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Soto: Will you look at the beautiful baby, Diego? Isn't it nice that he'll be joining us for breakfast? Diego: It wouldn't be breakfast without him. Soto: Especially after his daddy killed half our pack and wears our skin to keep warm. Diego: We'll teach that human what happens when he messes with sabers. Soto: Alert the troops. We attack at dawn. And Diego? Bring me the baby, alive. If I'm going to enjoy my revenge, I want it to be fresh.
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[Manfred just grabbed the baby] Diego: Um, that pink thing is mine.
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Diego: Hello, ladies. Saber-Toothed Tiger: Hey, look who finally decided to show up. Soto: Diego. I was beginning to worry about you. Diego: No need to worry. In about two minutes you'll be satisfying your taste for revenge. Soto: Very nice.
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Soto: What are you doing? Diego: Leave the mammoth alone. Soto: Fine. I'll take you down first.
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Sid: Ha ha! Eat my powder!
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