CHRIS PONTILIS is so overwhelmingly comfortable with his sexuality that it makes everyone else around him uncomfortable. In any given conversation, he will inevitably hijack the discourse and steer it toward a perverse land of mystery and intrigue - in other words, his tallywhacker.
Pontius has many alter egos, some of which include "Bunny the Lifeguard," "Party Boy," "Chief Roberts" and a rather disturbing individual known as "Garbage Man," who wears only black gaffer’s tape to cover his junk.