Other Titles • Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone • Harry Potter (2000) • Harry Potter és a bolcsek kove
Quotes from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
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Harry: I can't be a wizard. I'm just Harry, just Harry.
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Hagrid: You're the boy who lived.
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[after Harry mentions Fluffy to Hagrid] Hagrid: Who told you 'bout Fluffy? Ron: Fluffy? Hermione: That thing has a name?
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Ron: It's spooky! She knows more about you than you do! Harry: Who doesn't?
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Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry! Harry: I'm a what?
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Aunt Petunia: This is what you're going to be wearing when I finish dying it. Harry: But that's Dudley's old uniform! It'll fit me like bits of old elephant skin.
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Harry: Good of you to get us out of trouble like that. Ron: Mind you, we did save her life! Harry: Mind you, she might not have needed saving if you hadn't insulted her. Ron: What are friends for?
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Mr. Ollivander: Curious... very curious... Harry: Excuse me, sir, but what's curious? Mr. Ollivander: I remember every wand I've ever sold, Mr. Potter. The phoenix whose tailfeather resides in your wand gave another feather... just one other. It is curious that you should be destined for this wand... when its brother gave you that scar. Harry: [puts a hand to his forehead] And who did that wand belong to? Mr. Ollivander: Oh, we do not speak his name! The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you, Mr. Potter. After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things. Terrible! Yes. But great.
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Dumbledore: Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Soon, you and your schoolmates will join us here, and your education in the magical arts will begin.
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Hermione: Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled. Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities.
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[in the Devil's Snare] Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster! Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!
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Hermione: [after Hermione and Harry sink in the Devil's Snare, Ron is still panicking] He's not relaxing, is he? Harry: Apparently not. Hermione: I remember reading about this in herbology... Devil's Snare, Devil's Snare..."It's deadly fun, but will sulk in the sun". That's it! Devil's Snare hates sunlight! Lumos Solem! [she exerts a type of sunlight from her wand. Ron falls to the ground below] Ron: [sigh] Lucky we didn't panic. Harry: Lucky Hermione pays attention in herbology.
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Hermione: Harry, no way! You heard what Madame Hooch said, besides, you don't even know how to fly! [Harry ignores Hermione, giving Malfoy an evil look, he flies up. The class stare up at him] Hermione: What an idiot!
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[Talking about Fluffy] Hagrid: I lent him to Dumbledore to guard the... Harry: Yes? Hagrid: I shouldn't have told you that. No more questions, don't ask anymore questions!
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Hagrid: [explaining how to get past Fluffy] You just play a bit of music and he'll fall right to sleep... I shouldn't have told you that!
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Dumbledore: It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.
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Draco Malfoy: [picks up Neville's Rememberall] Did you see his face? Maybe if that fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat ass.
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Hermione: You'll be okay, Harry. You're a great wizard. You really are. Harry: Not as good as you. Hermione: Me? Books and cleverness. There are more important things: friendship and bravery. And Harry, just be careful.
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Hermione: Ron, you don't suppose this is going to be like . . real wizard's chess, do you? [one of the giant white pawns crosses the board, and smashes the black pawn with a violent blow] Ron: Yes, Hermione, I think this is going to be exactly like wizard's chess.
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Harry: I swear I don't know. One second the glass was there and the next it was gone. It was like magic. Uncle Vernon: There is no such thing as magic!
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Draco Malfoy: Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask you yours. Red hair... and a hand-me-down robe... you must be a Weasley.
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Dumbledore: What happened in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so naturally, the whole school knows.
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[about Every Flavor Beans] Dumbledore: I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I'm afraid I've rather lost my liking for them. But, I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. [eats it] Dumbledore: ...Ah, alas, earwax.
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Ron: Wingardium leviosa! Hermione: Stop, stop stop! You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Levi-o-sa, not Levio-sar
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Hermione: I'm really sorry about this, Neville. [raises her wand] Hermione: Petrificus Totalus! [Neville's arms snap to his sides, and he drops to the floor, frozen stiff as a board] Ron: You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant... but scary.
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Hagrid: Dry up Dursley, you great prune!
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Percy Weasley: And keep an eye on the staircases. They like to change.
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Molly Weasley: [looks at Fred, hoping to get him onto platform 9 3/4] Come along, Fred. You first. George Weasley: He's not Fred, I am! Fred Weasley: Honestly, woman. And you call yourself our mother... Molly Weasley: [to Fred] Oh, I'm sorry, George. [Fred approaches the barrier with his trolley] Fred Weasley: Only kidding, I am Fred! [he runs through the barrier to the platform]
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Hermione: Look at you playing with your cards. Pathetic! We've got final exams coming up soon. Ron: I'm ready! Ask me any questions. Hermione: All right, what's the three most crucial ingredients in a Forgetfulness Potion? Ron: I forgot. Hermione: And what may I ask do you plan to do if this comes up in the final exam? Ron: Copy off you? Hermione: No, you won't! Besides, according to Professor McGonagall, we're to be given special quills bewitched with an anti-cheating spell. Ron: That's insulting! It's as if they don't trust us!
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Professor Severus Snape: For your information Potter, Asphodel and Wormwood making a sleeping potion so powerful it is known as the draught of the living dead, a Beozar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and will save you from most poisons. As for Monkshood and Wolfsbane, they are the same plant which also goes by the name of Aconyte. Well, why aren't you all copying this down?
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Hagrid: Blimey, I'd love a dragon. Harry: You'd like a dragon? Hagrid: Fascinating but misunderstood beasts, Harry. Fascinating but misunderstood.
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Professor Quirrel: Troll! In the dungeons! [looks sick] Professor Quirrel: Thought you ought to know. [faints and crumples onto the floor]
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Seamus Finnigan: I'm half and half. Dad's a muggle, Mam's a witch. Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out.
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Draco Malfoy: So it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.
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Caretaker Argus Filch: A pity they let the old punishment die... Was a time detention found you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons... God, I miss the screaming.
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Oliver Wood: Scared, Harry? Harry: A little. Oliver Wood: It's all right. I felt the same way before my first game. Harry: What happened? Oliver Wood: Er, I don't really remember. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke up in the hospital a week later.
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Dudley Dursley: Daddy's gone mad hasn't he?
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Professor McGonagall: Dumbledore, you can't honestly be serious about leaving the boy here? I've been watching them all day, they're the worst sort of Muggles imaginable. They really are... Dumbledore: The only family he has. Professor McGonagall: This boy will be famous. There won't be a child in our world who doesn't know his name. Dumbledore: Exactly. He's much better off growing up away from all of that... until he is ready.
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Ron: I'm Ron by the way, Ron Weasley. Harry: I'm Harry. Harry Potter. Ron: So... so it's true! I mean, do you really have the... the... Harry: The what? Ron: [in a hushed tone] The scar? [Harry shows him the scar on his forehead] Ron: Wicked!
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Professor Severus Snape: There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. However, for those select few... [stares at Draco Malfoy] Professor Severus Snape: Who possess, the predisposition... I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death. [notices Harry scribbling on his paper] Professor Severus Snape: Then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to NOT-PAY-ATTENTION. [steps over to Harry] Professor Severus Snape: Mister Potter. Our new... celebrity.
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Neville Longbottom: [about his new Remembrall] It glows when you've forgotten something. Only problem is, I can't remember what I've forgotten.
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Ron: I think we've been a bad influence on her.
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Ron: It's you that has to go on, Harry. I know it. Not me. Not Hermione. You!
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Dumbledore: It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.
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Dumbledore: Only a person who wanted to find the Stone - find it, but not use it - would be able to get it. That is one of my more brilliant ideas. And between you and me, that is saying something.
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Dumbledore: And finally, I must tell you that this year, the third-floor corridor on the right-hand side is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful death.
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[Harry and Ron arrive late to Transfiguration, relieved that Professor McGonagall isn't there yet - then the cat sitting at the head of the class transforms into her] Ron: That was bloody brilliant! Professor McGonagall: Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of you might be on time. Ron: We got lost. Professor McGonagall: Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't need one to find your seats.
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Ron: What do they think they're doing, keeping a thing like that locked up in a school? Hermione: You don't use your eyes, do you? Didn't you see what it was standing on? Ron: I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preoccupied with its heads... or maybe you didn't notice? There were three!
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[looking at a recently-hatched dragon] Hagrid: Isn't he beautiful? Oh, bless him! Look! He knows his mummy! Hallo, Norbert! Harry: Norbert? Hagrid: Yeah, well, he's gotta have a name, don't he?
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Ron: Immortal? Hermione: It means you'll never die. Ron: [angry] I know what it means!
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