Other Titles • Freddy Got Fingered • The Tom Green Movie
Quotes from Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
1
Betty: But Gord, I don't care about jewels, I just want to suck your cock.
(28 votes)
2
Gord Brody: Japan Four.
(24 votes)
3
Gord Brody: [playing the sausage organ] Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage?
(24 votes)
4
Gord Brody: I wanna eat chicken burgers.
(22 votes)
5
Gord Brody: Are you okay? Betty: I'd be a lot better if you beat my legs with these bamboo reeds.
(22 votes)
6
Jim: Wait a minute... You're crippled. Gord Brody: Dad... Betty: What? Gord Brody: Dad... Betty: You got a problem with my legs? Jim: No, you got a problem with your legs. It's ether that, or you're just lazy.
(2 votes)
7
Sandwich Customer: This cheese sandwich. Gord Brody: What? Sandwich Customer: It doesn't have enough cheese in it. Gord Brody: Well... we can't have that, cause, you know, a cheese sandwich with no cheese, it's just... two pieces of bread, and you know what? I could LOSE MY JOB. I could lose ALL THIS. [starts cramming all the cheese slices on the counter into the sandwich)So you can... have... all... the cheese... you want. [throws the stack of cheese slices and bread at the customer] Sandwich Customer: What the hell do you expect me to do with this? Gord Brody: Well, I don't know. You could... SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUM-BUM. [customer walks out disgusted] Gord Brody: Yooou... can... put... the... cheeese... in... your... bum...
(2 votes)
8
Gord Brody: He's a molester! He's a CHILLLLLLLLLLLD MOLESTER!
(1 vote)
9
Jim: You BETTER run. You LIIIIIAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR.
(3 votes)
10
Gord Brody: I'm gunna make you proud, dad... [starts driving away but brakes and honks as a senior citizen is about to cross] Gord Brody: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY. [continues driving]
11
Gord Brody: [Dressed in his father's suit, back to front] I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, I can run back as fast as you can.
12
Gord Brody: There's my La Baron. Where's your La Baron?
13
Jim: Where the fuck is the water?
14
Gord Brody: I see the problem here. There's a baby in your body.
15
Gord Brody: Look, daddy, I'm a farmer.
16
Gord Brody: Fuck you dad. Jim: Fuck me? Is that what you wanna do? [Jim drops his pants] Jim: Well go ahead, FUCK ME.
17
Gord Brody: [playing violin wildly] This is a fancy restaurant. This is a fancy restaurant.
18
Harry: You hear the funny sound? You hear the funny sound? It's my hooves. It's my hooves.
19
Jim: [to Betty] If this was Pakistan, you'd be sewing soccer balls.
20
Gord: Daddy, we're in Pakistan. Let's sew some soccer balls.
21
Jim: Hey Gord, the water cold enough for ya? [Turns the water temp level down, then breaks into the bathroom, then flushes the Toilet] Jim: Don't tell me this boys so stupid he doesn't know the difference between hot and cold. [opens shower to find Gord with a soap on a rope in Scuba Gear] Jim: Hey, what are ya doing in my scuba gear? Gord: Look, I found a treasure. Jim: That's a soap on a rope! Gord: SHhhhhhhhhh, I'm pretending it's a treasure.
22
Jim: [after he leaves Gord in the shower] You retard!
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