Other Titles • Cats & Dogs • Cats and Dogs (2001) • Fighting Like Cats and Dogs (2001) • Like Cats & Dogs (2000) • Felines and Canines (2001)
Quotes from Cats & Dogs (2001)
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Lou: I'm on to you, kitty, and you're in big trouble! Russian Blue: I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble!
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Mr. Tinkles: Stand still, I need to crush you.
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Mr. Tinkles: I want you to stay here. Calico: Why? Mr. Tinkles: Because I hate you.
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Mr. Tinkles: Evil does not wear a bonnet!
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Butch: Son of my mom!
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Mr. Tinkles: Hello, Mr. Sinister Serum...
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Mr. Tinkles: With the dogs out of the way, cats will overthrow the humans and you will recieve your just reward: sixteen pounds of Monterey Jack and the continent of Australia. [mice cheer]
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Prof. Dad Brody: Bad talking cat!
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Scotty: Loser. Lou: Cat person.
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Mr. Tinkles: Cats rule!
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Lou: I think that if I'm going to be a secret agent, I should have a better name. I was thinking, "Toto Annihilation". Peek: Nah, he's a pro wrestler. Sorry, that name's taken. Lou: Alright then, "Doom Machine" it is!
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Lou: I changed my mind... call me the Claw of Ling Chou!
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Lou: I've never met a stray. Ivy: Actually, I prefer "domestically challenged".
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Prof. Dad Brody: Our team is red hot, your team ain't doodley squat!
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Mr. Tinkles: The ninjas failed, and failure is unacceptable! If they ever show their faces again, you know what to do. Calico: Yes. Tell them to wash with a loofah sponge. Kitty? Hello? Yo! Mr. Tinkles: This can't be happening. I want them eliminated! Calico: But they did manage to bug the phone. I think we should just concentrate on the glasses half full. [Mr. Tinkles growls and throws the roll at Calico] Calico: Ow! That's what I want to do. Mr. Tinkles: Oh, putting a happy face on. What an interesting philosophy. At what point did you forget WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?
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Russian Blue: This Tinkles, he is jerk. He talk too much and shed all over.
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Russian Blue: What do they know? I work hard, bring home the Meow Mix...
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[Lou and the Russian cat are rolling on the floor fighting] Lou: Get off me, you furball! Russian Blue: You fight like a poodle.
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Mrs. Mom Brody: I have a bat. Prof. Dad Brody: I have a mitt, and I'm not afraid to use it.
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[Whilst driving like an imbecile] Calico: [shouting] Get out of the road you lunatic!
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Prof. Dad Brody: Who do you think kidnapped us, Uraguay or Chad?
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Mr. Tinkles: Like a powerful, dark storm, I will make my presence known to the world. Like a seeping mist, I will creep into the dogs' center of power, and make them quake in fear at the very mention of my name! Sophie the Maid: [Opens the doors and enters] Oh, Mr. Tinkles?
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Sophie the Maid: [sniffing Tinkles] Ah, you're a stinky kitty. First you have to have a bath.
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Lou: Well, Miss Challenged, I'm sorry, but I think you gotta leave. My orders are clear. I -... Ivy, the Female Alley Dog: Orders? Lou: That's right. I'm a secret agent. Ivy, the Female Alley Dog: An agent? Why, you're a little small for an agent. Shouldn't you be busy having fun? Lou: I don't have time for fun. Ivy, the Female Alley Dog: Ew! tough guy.
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[Sophie the Maid has made a matching outfit to hers, for Tinkles, and she is pointing it out to him] Sophie the Maid: Mr. Tinkles? Guess what I made for you. Now you can look just like me. Mr. Tinkles: [finally speaking] No, I think not, Sophie. Those days are through. What's the matter Large Marge? Cat got your tongue? Boo! [Sophie gasps] Mr. Tinkles: Oh my, a talking cat? Scary, isn't it? [Sophie faints] Mr. Tinkles: Lock her in the closet, we must remain on scheduele. OUR DAY HAS COME!
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