Iggy: Cigarettes and coffee, man, that's a combination.
(24 votes)
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Joe: You really are a fuckin' moron, you know that! I'm gonna call up the big tobacco companies and thank them for burying you!
(23 votes)
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Jack: Well, Nikola Tesla invented fluorescent light. Without him we wouldn't have alternating current, radio, television... x-ray technology... induction motors, particle beams, lasers; none of that would even exist if it weren't for him. Meg: [sarcastically] Hmm, or the rock band Tesla. Jack: [visibly dispirited] Fine.
(23 votes)
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Shelly: It's just... funny, don't yah think, that when you can't afford something, it's like *really expensive* but then when you can afford it, it's like, free? It's kinda backwards, don't yah think? Cate: Yeah, well... the world is a bit like that, I guess, in a lot of ways.
(21 votes)
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Tom: Well... we could go to Taco Bell if that's more your style. Iggy: You callin' me a Taco Bell kind of guy?
(1 vote)
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Alfred: He's a very committed environmentalist. Steve: Spike Jonze is a tree-hugger? Jesus, I never would've had him down as that. Alfred: Well... I think he prefers the term "leaf people".
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Bill Murray: [Coughs] Doc, what could I do for this cough? RZA: Shit, I was just thinking about that. Check this out: you get some hydrogen peroxide... Bill Murray: We got that for cuts and stuff. RZA: ...take fifty percent hydrogen peroxide, fifty percent water. You gargle with it. Do *not* swallow, you spit it out. Don't swallow, Bill Murray. GZA: And if that doesn't work, try oven cleaner. Bill Murray: We got that in the back, too.
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